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  1. If I ever hang myself, I’ll do it with a feathered boa. I hate being a *total* buzzkill.
  2. When thinking of our neighbors in need, we must not forget our hostages in hotels. Rookie mistake.
  3. My piece on the super-awesome Historical Thesaurus of the OED: http://bit.ly/3NTHvq
  4. Eat up, pancake-mongers: http://bit.ly/6EFeg
  5. The Lou Rawls of self-esteem: http://bit.ly/1Q1nFR
  6. RT @Dogphorisms If I could only sniff pee, buttholes, crotches, or corpses, I’d go with pee. Hey, you gotta have a specialty.
  7. pull-out-of-arse-omatic: http://bit.ly/hwNx0
  8. Just found out they’re making Unfrosted Mini-Wheats. Jesus! What’s next, Unfrosted Yak Testicles?
  9. Who’s wearing the Nixon mask in your relationship?
  10. RT @Dogphorisms It still kills me that they left the robo-dogs out of the new Battlestar Galactica. The daggit shall be avenged!
  11. The Greta Garbo of hummus: http://bit.ly/3Ycm65
  12. egg-manity: http://bit.ly/eFesV
  13. If I ever get nuked, I hope it doesn’t happen while I’m using a urinal. Think of the mess!
  14. I forget... Which episode featured Mr. Spock and Yeoman Rand doing the Vulcan Sanchez?
  15. RT @Dogphorisms What humans think of as “making a no-no on the carpet” we prefer to call “synergizing backwards overflow”.
  16. friends-with-benefiting-it-up: http://bit.ly/42SiWi
  17. The Mr. Hankey of Major League Baseball: http://bit.ly/4jHSPz
  18. When I was a kid, I loved eating candy cigarettes and huffing candy glue.
  19. RT @Dogphorisms Stop asking what breed I am! I don’t ask if you’re some kind of cracker.
  20. “010011110101000000101” may sound sexy to you, but it’s a trite pickup line to most Cylons.