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  1. If I ever hang myself, I’ll do it with a feathered boa. I hate being a *total* buzzkill.about 4 hours ago from web
  2. When thinking of our neighbors in need, we must not forget our hostages in hotels. Rookie mistake.about 5 hours ago from web
  3. My piece on the super-awesome Historical Thesaurus of the OED: http://bit.ly/3NTHvqabout 5 hours ago from web
  4. Eat up, pancake-mongers: http://bit.ly/6EFegabout 7 hours ago from web
  5. The Lou Rawls of self-esteem: http://bit.ly/1Q1nFRabout 7 hours ago from web
  6. RT @Dogphorisms If I could only sniff pee, buttholes, crotches, or corpses, I’d go with pee. Hey, you gotta have a specialty.about 9 hours ago from web
  7. pull-out-of-arse-omatic: http://bit.ly/hwNx0about 10 hours ago from web
  8. Just found out they’re making Unfrosted Mini-Wheats. Jesus! What’s next, Unfrosted Yak Testicles?about 11 hours ago from web
  9. Who’s wearing the Nixon mask in your relationship?12:22 PM Nov 8th from web
  10. RT @Dogphorisms It still kills me that they left the robo-dogs out of the new Battlestar Galactica. The daggit shall be avenged!11:39 AM Nov 8th from web
  11. The Greta Garbo of hummus: http://bit.ly/3Ycm659:48 AM Nov 8th from web
  12. egg-manity: http://bit.ly/eFesV9:48 AM Nov 8th from web
  13. If I ever get nuked, I hope it doesn’t happen while I’m using a urinal. Think of the mess!1:54 PM Nov 7th from web
  14. I forget... Which episode featured Mr. Spock and Yeoman Rand doing the Vulcan Sanchez?9:09 AM Nov 7th from web
  15. RT @Dogphorisms What humans think of as “making a no-no on the carpet” we prefer to call “synergizing backwards overflow”.8:30 AM Nov 7th from web
  16. friends-with-benefiting-it-up: http://bit.ly/42SiWi8:21 AM Nov 7th from web
  17. The Mr. Hankey of Major League Baseball: http://bit.ly/4jHSPz8:20 AM Nov 7th from web
  18. When I was a kid, I loved eating candy cigarettes and huffing candy glue.3:54 PM Nov 6th from web
  19. RT @Dogphorisms Stop asking what breed I am! I don’t ask if you’re some kind of cracker.1:52 PM Nov 6th from web
  20. “010011110101000000101” may sound sexy to you, but it’s a trite pickup line to most Cylons.1:23 PM Nov 6th from web
  • Name Mark Peters
  • Location Chicago
  • Web http://pancakepro...
  • Bio Mark is a language columnist, humorist, and assistant regional armpit plucker.
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