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  1. I believe in vampires but i don't believe in costco gas stations or lesbians.
  2. I'm really stressed out because my babies mama killed herself and now i have to find someone to watch my kids while i'm drinking.
  3. What if you were an epileptic and your only dream was to go to a rave? -sarah lewis
  4. Partying and shotgunning on the side of the freeway at the twenty two junction.
  5. Watching ron artest rap.
  6. What is mikey even talking about?
  7. Mikey is the worst dude. Sitting at home online. What a dousche!
  8. @brianawilson I was there. It was fun.
  9. I have decided to stop using the noun mom and replacing it with only racist slurs.
  10. Blah, blah, blah. Who cares?
  11. Tim Burton has made me question his greatness. He directed Planet of the Apes.
  12. Marina took me to see Cake last night, and it was amazing. So fuck you.
  13. @mikelayhee You're not Chris Angel Mind Freak?????? Why are you so down on yourself about not seeing cake? I'll play fantasy Football.
  14. On my way to my first chili cook off with mikey.
  15. It's my fucking birthday. Fucking A.
  16. Reminder to self. intent flavor changing chicken.
  17. If you know Johnny Pitchford, call him today, and get him to get a twitter. It's important.
  18. John pitchford needs a twitter. call him and tell him that. he's so good.
  19. Johnny pitchford should have a twitter. i'm starting a johnny pitchford should twitter movement. call johnny and tell him to twitter.
  20. If you got sick it's not from the phone at norm's. clean as fuck.