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What kind of restaurant isn't stock piled with ketchup? about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
"If you're calling to talk about the elderly don't, it's too late." about 22 hours ago from web
Funny Mr.Show Skit: http://www.youtube.com/watc... about 22 hours ago from web
@justinmcelroy there is no god damn way you made it that far at 12am on a saturday. 9:21 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie in reply to justinmcelroy
Just found out what book I'm ghost writing: "Dating for Dummies by Steve Buscemi." 7:24 AM Nov 21st from Tweetie
@Kerryboberry Cincinnati? 1:58 PM Nov 20th from txt
I think when I open Buscemi's Italian Eatery, every 1st of the month will be themed "Joke Dinner." 8:53 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie
Somehow convinced @christacardone to play new Mario bros. With me. Hope she wasn't just pretending to like it. 8:02 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
Just saw the picture on the front of the Post-Gazette (with Syd carrying the Olympic torch) and thought it was a picture of a kkk rally. 8:48 AM Nov 19th from Tweetie
@christacardone I'm not sure I could drink an entire hot chocolate in front of @jordan327 without spitting it in his face. 5:23 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie in reply to christacardone
A friend of mine recently received a citation for "performing jumping jacks in the street while under the influence." 5:21 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
Everytime I read a poorly written article on Kotaku, I thank the heavens that @joystiq exist. 5:04 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
@outsideman @christacardone oh. Good one gang. Guess I shouldn't bother bronzing that statue I made of the three of us doing our routine... 1:12 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie in reply to outsideman
@outsideman new material?! Are we getting the old comedy trio back together? Let me just check out this @ I got from @christacardone, first 1:09 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie in reply to outsideman
@psylum that is a pretty solid all-around movie. Can't believe it took you so long to see it 6:44 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie in reply to psylum
Man alive, if Pepsi just put a lil' pulp in their mt. Dew livewire orange drink they'd be in real business. 6:01 AM Nov 17th from Tweetie
When did mountain dew become the new orange juice? 5:59 AM Nov 17th from Tweetie
For instance, I gave her a Wii game today and she put the disc into my clothes hamper and proclaimed, "WOW! Look at it go! Awesome! Thanks!" 7:49 PM Nov 16th from web
I think some of my favorite comedy bits are when Christa pretends to not know how to use technology 7:29 PM Nov 16th from web
I'm eating macaroni and cheese doused with hot sauce. This sounds like something the government would drop on a colony of defects. 9:20 AM Nov 16th from Tweetie