WookieLeaks
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Skywalker rumored to have spoiled Christmas for Vader, "I felt his presents." @
6:07 AM Aug 3rd
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Latest IBI Revelation to DS Commission: Security lapse allowed terrorist droid to hack into DS computer network.
9:31 AM Jul 29th
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New docs reveal empire/trade fed collusion over naboo embargo. Palpatine: those aren't the leaks you're looking for.
9:33 AM Jul 29th
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Audit finds Gardulla the Hutt cannot account for 4M Republic credits, blames podracing shills.
9:35 AM Jul 29th
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Empire, not Sand People, responsible for attack on sandcrawler.
9:36 AM Jul 29th
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Luke Skywalker in hiding. Imperial army searching mountains of Tatooine to find the "terrorist". Many civilian casualties
9:33 AM Jul 29th
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Wookieleaks just got mentioned on MSNBC.
9:22 AM Jul 29th
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B1 battle droids found to be running open source operating system. Software giant slammed for violating motto.
9:19 AM Jul 29th
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Budget crisis means new Imperial-I class star destroyers cancelled. Thousands of jobs at Gyndine shipyard at risk
7:47 AM Jul 29th
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RT: Schmidtlepp: Industrial Automaton tells complaining R2 4G customers: 'You are holding it wrong'
7:46 AM Jul 29th
via Echofon
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Clones Army testing new identification systems based on chip implants. Previous systems completely insecure.
7:40 AM Jul 29th
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Death Star Mothers for Justice demand immediate public inquest into battlestation disaster
7:39 AM Jul 29th
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Tatooine citizens suspected of patent infringement on modified solar energy cells. Power,Inc. considering legal measures.
7:22 AM Jul 29th
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Improved Wookie translation protocol reveals "Nothing but profanity. Every $*%*%$ word!"
7:09 AM Jul 29th
via Echofon
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Han Solo comments on latest exposure of Millennium Falcon efficiency:"It's all about speed".
7:09 AM Jul 29th
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Leaked reports indicate neither Death Star nor Millenium Falcon achieved galactic fuel efficency standards.
7:06 AM Jul 29th
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Alderaanian princess involved in incest scandal: "It was just a kiss!"
6:46 AM Jul 29th
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Jar-Jar Binks brought on charges for incompetence. Riots expected. Analysts baffled by so many "luck" excuses.
6:46 AM Jul 29th
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Leaked memos reveal significant concerns over cutbacks to Stormtrooper marksmanship training
5:10 AM Jul 29th
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Top military commanders ignored warnings that "fear leads to the Dark Side"
5:14 AM Jul 29th
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