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  1. Fact: Thanksgiving is the busiest day of the year for plumbers. about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Dan Marino just told Bill Cowher he'd like to have some of his mom's stuffing. Euphemism: fact. about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. C'mon, Visa. Don't ruin the Dropkick Murphys for me. about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. Glad I got that Lions fan thing out of my system when Barry Sanders retired. about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. Barn outside Madison on I-90 has a sign that just says, "NRA 2nd Amendment." about 9 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. Second course: bag of Frito-Lay Munchies in the car. Just like the pilgrims ate. about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
  7. @blipsman No, it should be the six-legged turkey. about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to blipsman
  8. Three Pop Tarts probably isn't a good way to start the day. about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
  9. ""Finishing the guacamole"" 4:00 PM Nov 25th from Birdhouse
  10. Kid Sister, on the other hand, is killin' it. 3:46 PM Nov 25th from Birdhouse
  11. Okay, that's the last time I take a music recommendation from one of you hipsters. 3:40 PM Nov 25th from Birdhouse
  12. @erinjshea I'm surprised you've been able to keep that one in this long. 12:44 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to erinjshea
  13. @blipsman @bportseasoning Oops, I didn't see Benjy's reply. How about a root beer barrel burning trash? 11:53 AM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to blipsman
  14. @bportseasoning That also needs a marshmallow refrigerator on the front lawn. 11:51 AM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to bportseasoning
  15. Potluck lunch at my kid's preschool. You know what that means: ALL YOU CAN EAT CHICKEN FINGERS. 9:56 AM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  16. Somebody get on this: I need a bookmarklet that takes all my open tabs and tosses them into Instapaper in one click. Boom. 7:46 AM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  17. That's right, cab stuck behind the bus, honking will make it move faster. 6:53 AM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  18. @giromide Can I come over for lunch? You can call me a "consultant." 6:38 AM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to giromide
  19. @whet My god, that's the best thing I've ever seen on the internet. 6:15 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to whet
  20. Parenting pro tip: Say the going home rhyme from Dragon Tales like a Run DMC lyric. Trust me. 5:23 PM Nov 24th from web