woodtang
- Okay, quittsies on the word "shocked" when celebrities die. You aren't "shocked" until a dinosaur eats someone live on TV.2:52 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- Oh, the smell of the 4th of July ratatouille.
Wait, that's what I get for marrying into a family of secular Jews, isn't it?1:59 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- @Marcusist Damn, is that for reals? That makes me sadder than Michael Jackson.1:30 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie in reply to Marcusist
- @giromide @lindstifa Palin has an awkward sound as a verb though. Can we do something with Sarah, or is that too generic?12:16 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie in reply to giromide
- @lindstifa Oh shit, we have a new catch phrase.12:12 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie in reply to lindstifa
- A man and his father in law left alone with two kids. Who winds up in the play pen? Stay tuned to find out.11:56 AM Jul 4th from Birdhouse
- I think it's pretty clear Sarah Palin quit because she was about to get busted for buying illegal roman candles and black cats.7:23 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- @CoffeeGeek That's my favorite coffee right now. Chocolatey too.6:38 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie in reply to CoffeeGeek
- Look at this fucking ex-governor: http://bit.ly/18k7Mf5:53 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- It's called Infinite Summer because you spend an infinite amount of time trying to set aside time to read the fucking thing. #infsum4:07 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- Breaking news, YES! RT @ChicagoBreaking: Vandals blow up portable toilet with fireworks http://tr.im/qOMe4:06 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- @patrickrhone Which one?4:03 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to patrickrhone
- @ImAVeronica Too early? Says who?12:32 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to ImAVeronica
- Wait, you can get nachos for breakfast? Chilaquiles FTW!6:41 AM Jul 3rd from Birdhouse
- ... And you shall know us by the trail of Cheerios.5:40 PM Jul 2nd from Birdhouse
- @the_dza Lisinopril Jello shots all around!5:19 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to the_dza
- Heading off to the lake house in Michigan for the weekend.
Okay, it's not on the lake, and it's not even our house. But still, trees.4:22 PM Jul 2nd from Birdhouse
- @frageelay You must have forgotten the secret ingredient: about three beers while you cook.4:15 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to frageelay
- "Got more Louie than Phillip Rizzuto."2:00 PM Jul 2nd from Birdhouse
- You know what's worse than people abusing Twitter? People writing bitchy lists of rules about how to use Twitter.1:29 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
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