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  1. I hope Sarah Palin gets her passport in time to come to Chicago for Oprah next week. about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. @Marcusist Actually, that's a pretty safe assumption about anything I say on Twitter, that I'm being a smartass. about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. @Marcusist No, I was just being a smartass. Look sharp, that's all. And don't wipe your hands on your pants. about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. My wife will be out late tonight. Kids, tonight we dine on cereal! about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. @Marcusist I wouldn't say "fancy" dress. Wear one of your tight-fitting shiny shirts. about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. Whoever invented these chocolate covered frozen bananas is a genius. Also, probably fat. 5:04 PM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  7. @Chicagoist I watched it live and it really could have gone either way. Not necessary if they could have guarded Billups on the last play. 9:53 AM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  8. @rachelleb Congrats! It seems like yesterday I was trying to explain to you at the Chicagoist happy hour why getting married is worth it. 7:26 AM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  9. "Somewhere in all that crap is the best crap no one's ever read." http://bit.ly/MxssN 7:19 AM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  10. @ourmaninchicago You know they make a Weezer Snuggie now, don't you? 6:41 AM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  11. It took me ten years, but I finally made the perfect fried egg today. It's a Veteran's Day miracle! 6:36 AM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  12. No joke, my work PC just took 15 minutes to restart. It hates Monday too. 4:30 PM Nov 9th from Tweetie
  13. Hit the gym again this morning. This needs to become a thing. 6:18 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie
  14. Boy it sure is funny watching a dog eat a piece of bread. I'm going to regret this later, aren't I? 5:10 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  15. Wild boar and buffalo mini burgers at Hop Haus. I'm so adventurous. 5:06 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  16. Star Wars + Sabotage = Awesome http://bit.ly/2t3W4P 9:36 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  17. Chicago has to have the worst NFL game selection on TV in the entire country week in and week out. 2 games today again? 8:05 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  18. We still get the day off school, right? Citizenship for Polish Hero of American Revolution http://s.nyt.com/u/D94 7:46 AM Nov 8th from API
  19. HAHA THE COFFEE IS GOOD THANKS FOR ASKING NO I DON'T THINK SIX SHOTS IS TOO MUCH BEFORE 9 AM 6:43 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  20. @Zulkey Debbie and I wondered that too. Then we debated if that was an electric banjo or not. 6:24 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie