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  1. I hope Sarah Palin gets her passport in time to come to Chicago for Oprah next week.
  2. @Marcusist Actually, that's a pretty safe assumption about anything I say on Twitter, that I'm being a smartass.
  3. @Marcusist No, I was just being a smartass. Look sharp, that's all. And don't wipe your hands on your pants.
  4. My wife will be out late tonight. Kids, tonight we dine on cereal!
  5. @Marcusist I wouldn't say "fancy" dress. Wear one of your tight-fitting shiny shirts.
  6. Whoever invented these chocolate covered frozen bananas is a genius. Also, probably fat.
  7. @Chicagoist I watched it live and it really could have gone either way. Not necessary if they could have guarded Billups on the last play.
  8. @rachelleb Congrats! It seems like yesterday I was trying to explain to you at the Chicagoist happy hour why getting married is worth it.
  9. "Somewhere in all that crap is the best crap no one's ever read." http://bit.ly/MxssN
  10. @ourmaninchicago You know they make a Weezer Snuggie now, don't you?
  11. It took me ten years, but I finally made the perfect fried egg today. It's a Veteran's Day miracle!
  12. No joke, my work PC just took 15 minutes to restart. It hates Monday too.
  13. Hit the gym again this morning. This needs to become a thing.
  14. Boy it sure is funny watching a dog eat a piece of bread. I'm going to regret this later, aren't I?
  15. Wild boar and buffalo mini burgers at Hop Haus. I'm so adventurous.
  16. Star Wars + Sabotage = Awesome http://bit.ly/2t3W4P
  17. Chicago has to have the worst NFL game selection on TV in the entire country week in and week out. 2 games today again?
  18. We still get the day off school, right? Citizenship for Polish Hero of American Revolution http://s.nyt.com/u/D94
  19. HAHA THE COFFEE IS GOOD THANKS FOR ASKING NO I DON'T THINK SIX SHOTS IS TOO MUCH BEFORE 9 AM
  20. @Zulkey Debbie and I wondered that too. Then we debated if that was an electric banjo or not.