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  1. Fact: Thanksgiving is the busiest day of the year for plumbers.
  2. Dan Marino just told Bill Cowher he'd like to have some of his mom's stuffing. Euphemism: fact.
  3. C'mon, Visa. Don't ruin the Dropkick Murphys for me.
  4. Glad I got that Lions fan thing out of my system when Barry Sanders retired.
  5. Barn outside Madison on I-90 has a sign that just says, "NRA 2nd Amendment."
  6. Second course: bag of Frito-Lay Munchies in the car. Just like the pilgrims ate.
  7. @blipsman No, it should be the six-legged turkey.
  8. Three Pop Tarts probably isn't a good way to start the day.
  9. ""Finishing the guacamole""
  10. Kid Sister, on the other hand, is killin' it.
  11. Okay, that's the last time I take a music recommendation from one of you hipsters.
  12. @erinjshea I'm surprised you've been able to keep that one in this long.
  13. @blipsman @bportseasoning Oops, I didn't see Benjy's reply. How about a root beer barrel burning trash?
  14. @bportseasoning That also needs a marshmallow refrigerator on the front lawn.
  15. Potluck lunch at my kid's preschool. You know what that means: ALL YOU CAN EAT CHICKEN FINGERS.
  16. Somebody get on this: I need a bookmarklet that takes all my open tabs and tosses them into Instapaper in one click. Boom.
  17. That's right, cab stuck behind the bus, honking will make it move faster.
  18. @giromide Can I come over for lunch? You can call me a "consultant."
  19. @whet My god, that's the best thing I've ever seen on the internet.
  20. Parenting pro tip: Say the going home rhyme from Dragon Tales like a Run DMC lyric. Trust me.