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So sleepy. I wish my kids would sleep til noon.7:33 AM Jul 1st from web
Red Bull tastes like a smurf's ass!4:03 PM Jun 25th from txt
@Skelosh #feliciadayrumors, yes, but @feliciaday doesn't believe that it is 42.2:49 PM Jun 5th from web in reply to Skelosh
My cousin needs help. Her daughter is only 5. http://tinyurl.com/pggc3w5:04 AM May 19th from web
You'd think after leaving my house at 8 a.m. and then driving for the next 8 hours I'd be somewhere cooler than my house, but I'm not.6:00 PM May 7th from web
F.Y.I- tucking your tshirt into your sweat pants is NOT a good look!10:38 AM May 7th from txt
It's 10 a.m. on a Tuesday, do you know where your daughter is? Mine's under my covers because the test sirens freak her out.8:03 AM May 5th from web
What kind of 5 year old is obsessed with Mama Mia?7:54 AM May 5th from web
If my daughter will ever be done watching Mama Mia maybe we could go to the park.7:53 AM May 5th from web
I'm hungry, someone get me a sandwich.9:28 PM Apr 27th from web
Now Boy thinks that his room is too empty and wants to get more stuff.9:28 PM Apr 27th from web
Redecorated Boy's room today. Mostly involved getting rid of the desk he doesn't fit at anymore and putting his crap in bins. . .9:27 PM Apr 27th from web
@cameronrodseth just so you know, my last tweet was for you8:45 PM Apr 20th from web in reply to cameronrodseth
Because while shaving parts is okay, grownup pussy (cats) are meant to have hair and without it can look like Barbie doll (cats)8:42 PM Apr 20th from web
What I'm trying to say is comb your pussy. . . . cat.7:57 PM Apr 20th from web
But now I must write cat on it, because I'll never use it again.7:47 PM Apr 20th from web
Was bored and started combing the cat with an Ace Unbreakable. Worked 100% better than the expensive pet brush plus cat did not attack it7:46 PM Apr 20th from web
@TheBloggess and they survived, it wasn't a game of The Oregon Trail and no bunnies were burned though I did have to toss their toothbrushes5:20 PM Apr 20th from web in reply to TheBloggess
@TheBloggess Both my kids have had scarlet fever (at different times). It's the same virus as strep throat but slightly more serious.5:18 PM Apr 20th from web in reply to TheBloggess
Is it wrong to break someone's nose so they HAVE to fix their deviated septum?8:42 PM Apr 16th from txt