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  1. Love that @katecanary is starting to cook, and she's good at it! I don't think I will be.
  2. RT @BeTheBoy: I went back in time to warn myself about what happens to Flava Flav but the 1989 me said I was crazy.
  3. whenever i see the small version of @nicolerichie's Twitter avatar, i think it's a photo of a dachshund!
  4. @kellyreeves our cats don't eat pine needles but they love to bat around low-hanging ornaments! & ate some tinsel when we made that mistake.
  5. @kellyreeves early bird! real one or fake? would a real one last through xmas?
  6. RT @brianstelter: Marketing stunt for a new building on Houston St? The colors constantly change: http://twitpic.com/ppjri
  7. just noticed that you can send someone a mini-@someecard on Facebook. for actual money, though.
  8. @ToureX ask how she feels about Lady Gaga. they both do kinda mainstream music but very cutting-edge fashion. any collabs on the horizon?
  9. is it bad that i keep comparing episodes in my life to episodes of Mad Men?
  10. Photo: Recipe for greenwashing. http://tumblr.com/xgl4246gj
  11. This is the only thing that would make me feel better right now. http://tumblr.com/xgl4244ji
  12. i have an unnecessary amount of winter scarves.
  13. i have to say i adore @DR_DuaneReade's new packaging, with the interestingly-shaped barcodes & the cheeky slogans
  14. the #youmightbealiberal trending topic is an interesting mix of tweets from right-wingers and liberals
  15. Somebody ate too many carrots! http://tumblr.com/xgl422wl8
  16. Genetic love matches go cheek swab to cheek swab - Eugenics 2.0. http://tumblr.com/xgl422jdx
  17. The only acceptable rattail. http://tumblr.com/xgl422ez7
  18. my mom has more faith in me than anyone, myself included.
  19. BLOOD SAUSAGE *IS* JUST BOILED BLOOD! my mommy lied to me last weekend :( http://tinyurl.com/yff4m5e
  20. Santa Claus or stoned burglar? http://tumblr.com/xgl41zh2f