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  1. @Mezonator Ahh. What a hero. The train engine or a carriage? And where? I do like stories like that
  2. Got the rah rah rararahhh bit from Lady GaGa stuck in my head. Modern day water torture.
  3. @Mezonator Erm - is he ok?
  4. @qwghlm best comment you've missed: On I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, isn't Katie Price starting to look like Cristiano Ronaldo?
  5. @lludovic That could be her sideline.
  6. @lludovic Spokesgirl could be the next female superhero. Delivering key soundbites far and wide.
  7. @lludovic as long as you call me 'a spokesperson' ;-)
  8. @the1thatgotaway @megmacleod a blue oompa loompa was my first throught this morning
  9. @lludovic You've revolutionised my online life.
  10. 2 good deeds last night, gave homeless man pocket change without realising it was £7 and rehomed a mouse at 2am so flatmates didn't kill it
  11. @lludovic Will start campaigning with IT to sort me out.
  12. @Goughie Wooohoooo! Thanks :-)
  13. @KateLord working hard then?
  14. @KC_GraysInn Maybe they should do MasterPastryChef. Are you a pastry chef? A patissier? Just a normal chef that makes really good cakes?
  15. @KC_GraysInn Am now being castigated by my team for not letting you enter!
  16. @VanessaMcD That's not lady gaga - that's granny/charity shop!
  17. @KC_GraysInn Nope, sorry - you have to sit in our office. Though if the recipe's a winner, feel free to share it!
  18. @KC_GraysInn Not finished yet, halfway through an 8 or 9 week long competition! Might be curly wurly - it's a favourite! Winning team picks
  19. @VanessaMcD Picture of the cup please. Hope all going well x
  20. @KC_GraysInn Wow - your birthday cake was brilliant. High five the baker. We're having a bakeoff at work and the prize is one of your cakes