wood
- @beccaomgz This is where I get all tongue-tied and flub my witty rejoinder. Thanks though :)about 4 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to beccaomgz
- @mariancall I'm a little in my cups so please don't take this wrong but, for that, I love you.about 4 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to mariancall
- I'll gently rise and softly call
"good night and joy be to you all."about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
- Off to drunken bible study. Remember folks: WWJD. Wood wants Jack Daniels.about 9 hours ago from Tweetie
- Ahem. That last tweet should be read in the voice of Jules Winfield.about 9 hours ago from Tweetie
- @benmarvin Why are you just getting around to mentioning him? "parody me?" Nigga, that's all you had to say!about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to benmarvin
- @mariancall You're telling me. You have Firefly in the other room ON BLU-RAY. If you're not in there you have a true iron will, miss.about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to mariancall
- @lvatty Not yet. And I say that in utter seriousness.about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to lvatty
- @MamitaMojita Well there you go, nothing to worry about.about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to MamitaMojita
- @MamitaMojita Gnarls Barkley, Patsy Cline or Willie Nelson Crazy. Context is so important.about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to MamitaMojita
- Any activity stranger than drunken bible study would have to add midgets or farm animals. Of this I am sure.about 9 hours ago from Tweetie
- For my new friends: drunken bible study is a very real thing. It's my crazy rich boss, cubans, good booze & Jesus. I'm the token atheist.about 9 hours ago from Tweetie
- @mariancall I think eBay stopped dealing in minions around the time they started cracking down on Nazi memorabila. Baby, bathwater, sigh.about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to mariancall
- @SarahWV I have tried that. Also, I find myself inserting twitterisms into txts which totally confuses people, as ususally (see? Like that).about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to SarahWV
- @expat_erin Doubleshot on ice: grande has three shots. Venti has FIVE. Basically you fly to your next destination leaving a wake of carnage.about 12 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to expat_erin
- I need Indian food. And a minion. A minion who brings me Indian food.about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
- @NotHot It's nice and all but outside peeing can be fun too with the right motivation. Or so I've heard.about 13 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to NotHot
- Just received word: drunken bible study is go for tonight. That is all.about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
- @gusgreeper Spock IS a Mac. Little known fact: no navel, just an Apple logo.about 13 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to gusgreeper
- @crackbarbie pics or it didn't happen.about 13 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to crackbarbie
|
- Name Wood
- Location Las Vegas
- Web http://westintoth...
- Bio Come for the binge drinking, stogies and f-bombs, stay for the childlike innocence and wonder.
|
