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@ Thank you, and the same to you. I hope you have a peaceful holiday.
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to NotHot
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@ Wow. I am seriously choked up by that. Sincere thanks to your husband, I'm so sorry he has to be away from his family.
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to MommyNeedsANap
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@ I was thinking of one or two of my clients, but in-laws are fair game too. Use it with my blessing.
about 13 hours ago
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in reply to NotHot
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If I were to "dumb it down" for you any more than this, I'd be mooing at you.
about 14 hours ago
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When I retire to an old people community, screw that golf cart crap, I'm getting a forklift.
Oh, you'll get off my fucking lawn alright.
about 17 hours ago
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@ Actually, that gives me two reasons!
Ahem.
I'll stop now.
about 17 hours ago
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in reply to BBGEE
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@ You mean I have a reason to live? Awesome!
about 17 hours ago
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in reply to BBGEE
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@ AHHHHHEMMM still need the oh forget it, I give up.
about 17 hours ago
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in reply to BBGEE
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MISSED CONNECTIONS: You: merged @ last poss. sec despite "lane ends" sign 1/4 mile ago. Me: asshole who chucked a Big Gulp @ your head.
about 18 hours ago
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"I was shitting so hard I was afraid my organs would implode. Had to keep my mouth open to equalize the suction."
--My Boss, last night.
about 21 hours ago
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@ Yes! But there's no song. That's the sound of me realizing that I played with a hell of a lot of dolls as a boy.
about 22 hours ago
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in reply to MrJWalkR
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@ Fuzzy beard, yes, kung-fu grip, no. By the time those were out I had moved on to Steve Austin w/Karate Chop action.
about 22 hours ago
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in reply to MrJWalkR
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@ In Vegas, I think we have an actual ordinance against public urination. Walk around downtown and you understand why we need one.
about 23 hours ago
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in reply to MrJWalkR
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@ Aw yeah, you know what I'm talking about. OG toys represent!
about 23 hours ago
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in reply to GLITTERGODDESS
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@ Old GI Joe cartoons? Sweetie, my GI Joe was 12" tall. THAT"S Old :)
10:55 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to GLITTERGODDESS
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@ A savage beating being the other half, I presume?
9:28 PM Nov 24th
from Tweetie
in reply to GLITTERGODDESS
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@ I'm just grateful you made to adulthood without witnessing the horrible example I am being right now.
9:25 PM Nov 24th
from Tweetie
in reply to crazygirl13
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Also: tonight I learned that my boss played with The Cramps. So there's that.
9:09 PM Nov 24th
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The staff at the Ritz Carlton disapproves of urination on their hedges. Now I know that.
9:07 PM Nov 24th
from Tweetie
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Sorry, but fighting Black Friday crowds for 20% off the jumbo fun size bag of broken glass & roofing nails just isn't worth it for me.
6:26 PM Nov 24th
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- Name Wood
- Location Las Vegas, Nevada
- Web http://favstar.fm...
- Bio Come for the binge drinking, stogies and f-bombs, stay for the childlike innocence and wonder.
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