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  1. @beccaomgz This is where I get all tongue-tied and flub my witty rejoinder. Thanks though :)
  2. @mariancall I'm a little in my cups so please don't take this wrong but, for that, I love you.
  3. I'll gently rise and softly call "good night and joy be to you all."
  4. Off to drunken bible study. Remember folks: WWJD. Wood wants Jack Daniels.
  5. Ahem. That last tweet should be read in the voice of Jules Winfield.
  6. @benmarvin Why are you just getting around to mentioning him? "parody me?" Nigga, that's all you had to say!
  7. @mariancall You're telling me. You have Firefly in the other room ON BLU-RAY. If you're not in there you have a true iron will, miss.
  8. @lvatty Not yet. And I say that in utter seriousness.
  9. @MamitaMojita Well there you go, nothing to worry about.
  10. @MamitaMojita Gnarls Barkley, Patsy Cline or Willie Nelson Crazy. Context is so important.
  11. Any activity stranger than drunken bible study would have to add midgets or farm animals. Of this I am sure.
  12. For my new friends: drunken bible study is a very real thing. It's my crazy rich boss, cubans, good booze & Jesus. I'm the token atheist.
  13. @mariancall I think eBay stopped dealing in minions around the time they started cracking down on Nazi memorabila. Baby, bathwater, sigh.
  14. @SarahWV I have tried that. Also, I find myself inserting twitterisms into txts which totally confuses people, as ususally (see? Like that).
  15. @expat_erin Doubleshot on ice: grande has three shots. Venti has FIVE. Basically you fly to your next destination leaving a wake of carnage.
  16. I need Indian food. And a minion. A minion who brings me Indian food.
  17. @NotHot It's nice and all but outside peeing can be fun too with the right motivation. Or so I've heard.
  18. Just received word: drunken bible study is go for tonight. That is all.
  19. @gusgreeper Spock IS a Mac. Little known fact: no navel, just an Apple logo.
  20. @crackbarbie pics or it didn't happen.