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  1. @NotHot Thank you, and the same to you. I hope you have a peaceful holiday.
  2. @MommyNeedsANap Wow. I am seriously choked up by that. Sincere thanks to your husband, I'm so sorry he has to be away from his family.
  3. @NotHot I was thinking of one or two of my clients, but in-laws are fair game too. Use it with my blessing.
  4. If I were to "dumb it down" for you any more than this, I'd be mooing at you.
  5. When I retire to an old people community, screw that golf cart crap, I'm getting a forklift. Oh, you'll get off my fucking lawn alright.
  6. @BBGEE Actually, that gives me two reasons! Ahem. I'll stop now.
  7. @BBGEE You mean I have a reason to live? Awesome!
  8. @BBGEE AHHHHHEMMM still need the oh forget it, I give up.
  9. MISSED CONNECTIONS: You: merged @ last poss. sec despite "lane ends" sign 1/4 mile ago. Me: asshole who chucked a Big Gulp @ your head.
  10. "I was shitting so hard I was afraid my organs would implode. Had to keep my mouth open to equalize the suction." --My Boss, last night.
  11. @MrJWalkR Yes! But there's no song. That's the sound of me realizing that I played with a hell of a lot of dolls as a boy.
  12. @MrJWalkR Fuzzy beard, yes, kung-fu grip, no. By the time those were out I had moved on to Steve Austin w/Karate Chop action.
  13. @MrJWalkR In Vegas, I think we have an actual ordinance against public urination. Walk around downtown and you understand why we need one.
  14. @GLITTERGODDESS Aw yeah, you know what I'm talking about. OG toys represent!
  15. @GLITTERGODDESS Old GI Joe cartoons? Sweetie, my GI Joe was 12" tall. THAT"S Old :)
  16. @GLITTERGODDESS A savage beating being the other half, I presume?
  17. @crazygirl13 I'm just grateful you made to adulthood without witnessing the horrible example I am being right now.
  18. Also: tonight I learned that my boss played with The Cramps. So there's that.
  19. The staff at the Ritz Carlton disapproves of urination on their hedges. Now I know that.
  20. Sorry, but fighting Black Friday crowds for 20% off the jumbo fun size bag of broken glass & roofing nails just isn't worth it for me.