wontstaydead
@yathink YOU'LL NEVER FIND IT. And your parents... probably won't. Maybe.
| In accordance with His Humorlessness' wishes, all but one of the dildos have been boxed back up and hidden away in a closet. |
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| @chanceofrainne I am. |
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| @chanceofrainne I don't think so, no. Maybe I could drape it with a sheer scarf, or a garland? |
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| Is a large rubber arm (ending in a fist) an acceptable coffee table accent, or is my sense of aesthetic just being warped by the hilarity? |
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| Ah, so this is what my computer looks like. Haven't touched it in nearly two days... ;) |
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| It's good to be king. |
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| @fiareynne And now I know. Huh. |
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| @fiareynne Of course. Purely in the interest of knowledge. |
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| @sorchamorrigan Ah, good call. I'll have to make sure his credit card is warmed up first, don't you think? |
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| Researching the most painful museums possible to drag Jack to this week. Suggestions? |
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| @fiareynne From a purely intellectual standpoint, I have to admit a certain curiosity. |
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| @fiareynne Touché. |
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| @fiareynne It's not that I don't like D.C., I just know what he's trying to do. I'm happy in Colorado Springs, mostly. |
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| @chanceofrainne Oh, he better believe he's taking me to several. |
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| Apparently I'm going to D.C. whether I like it or not. Flight leaves disgustingly early in the morning. |
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| Jack has finished making himself at home in my bathroom (ahem) so I'm going to go. We're negotiating the terms of my vacation. Be afraid. |
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| @theemdash She deleted it, but I'm sure by the time I get in tomorrow it will have turned into an epic-sized hard drive full of hardcore. |
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| @theemdash I don't know, I didn't watch it. One of my research assistants found it and called in a panic while we were at dinner. |
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| @theemdash Aha. That's nearly the same thing with Jack. |
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