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  1. : TWO DISASTROUS PEOPLE GET INTO FIGHT: Joe “Fucking Wind Sock” Klein and Jamie “Marty Peretz’s Slave” Kir... http://bit.ly/3hetuc 2:21 PM Nov 11th from twitterfeed
  2. Senate Will Pass Health Bill By Christmas, Obvious Liar Declares: Oh look, Harry Reid has filed a motion to bring hi... http://bit.ly/1d4FMt 1:50 PM Nov 11th from twitterfeed
  3. Opportunites To Not Remember Anything, Eat Kebabs And Make Pie: Thursday, November 12: For their monthly happy hour,... http://bit.ly/3snd2b 1:50 PM Nov 11th from twitterfeed
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  5. Charlie Crist Fired His Communications Director In Elaborate Plot To Seduce THE POLITICO’s Ben Smith: Hated Florid... http://bit.ly/3uZCEm 12:49 PM Nov 11th from twitterfeed
  6. : JOE BIDEN’S MOTORCADE KILLS PEDESTRIAN: In the vice president’s latest “gaffe,” his motorcade, which was n... http://bit.ly/26CdYs 12:49 PM Nov 11th from twitterfeed
  7. Mark Halperin Currently Making Out With Copy Of ‘Going Rogue’: Ooh la la! TIME magazine’s president of sadness... http://bit.ly/4DFFaJ 12:18 PM Nov 11th from twitterfeed
  8. WashTimes, Just Call It A Day: It sure would be funny if the Washington Times went out of business, except for the p... http://bit.ly/37XGH3 11:47 AM Nov 11th from twitterfeed
  9. Marco Rubio Downloads Sarah Palin’s Brain Torrent, And The RNC Goes Green: In an effort to reduce its carbon footp... http://bit.ly/3YBFMa 10:08 AM Nov 11th from twitterfeed
  10. Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy Forcibly Guest-Edits High School Newspaper Article About His Own Visit: Suprem... http://bit.ly/4dYNZB 9:36 AM Nov 11th from twitterfeed
  11. : ZAC EFRON, THE FRANKIE VALLI (?) OF OUR GENERATION, IS NOW BASICALLY THE HILL’S MOST POWERFUL LOBBYIST: Hollywoo... http://bit.ly/4jZRpF 8:00 AM Nov 11th from twitterfeed
  12. Obama Cares More About Dumb Skip Gates Than Every Woman On Earth, Combined, + Rihanna: Well It is ABOUT TIME someone ... http://bit.ly/UEwNQ 8:00 AM Nov 11th from twitterfeed
  13. Last Night Virginia Lethally Injected The DC Sniper, Who Is Now Dead: Obama’s team is willing to send some 30,000 ... http://bit.ly/2BtQxk 6:57 AM Nov 11th from twitterfeed
  14. Brave Rupert Murdoch Would Like Attention For Calling Obama A Racist: Watch combative, raisin-shaped philosopher-king... http://bit.ly/yhfIe 6:57 AM Nov 11th from twitterfeed
  15. Bill O’Reilly Would Just Like To Throw This Out There, For Argument’s Sake: Tee hee, god knows what the Fox News... http://bit.ly/4ttZk1 6:32 PM Nov 10th from twitterfeed
  16. Some South Carolina GOP Faction CENSURES Lindsey Graham: Beloved South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham is gay for three... http://bit.ly/1ySGQb 3:27 PM Nov 10th from twitterfeed
  17. Finding Sushi In The City… Before It’s Too Late: Ha ha, now that there will be tons of babies running around DC t... http://bit.ly/ibLlt 3:27 PM Nov 10th from twitterfeed
  18. : GOD BLESS POLITICO: While hilarious Palin spokeswoman Meg Stapleton’s “The world is literally her oyster” st... http://bit.ly/2eJeZ7 2:26 PM Nov 10th from twitterfeed
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  20. Europe Is Full Of Decadent Cowards Unwilling To Die For Afghanistan: Too much yakking about whether Sarah Palin is â. http://bit.ly/3YfgjF 2:26 PM Nov 10th from twitterfeed