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  1. Dipshit Who Failed At TeeVee Now Maybe Running For … President: Orange-headed bulb-nosed Mexican-hating fruitbat ... http://bit.ly/6am4m2
  2. Fox News Bosses Suddenly Want To Fire Everyone For Constant Idiot Errors & Lies: How does Fox News trim the work fo... http://bit.ly/588T37
  3. These Sarah Palin Fans Just Want To Hump Her: Before you dismiss this video as another “cute red-state gal is goi... http://bit.ly/7z5VPT
  4. Mark Sanford To Be Tried, Executed For 37 Crime-Sins Against South Carolina, Marriage, and America: Twilight heart-... http://bit.ly/6KgvG3
  5. So There Are Actually Two Sarah Palins But Don’t Panic You Guys!: A perfectly logical explanation for this, after... http://bit.ly/5nLNva
  6. Freepers Are Going To Protest Existence Of Muslims By Boycotting Best Buy: OH woah woah woah, Best Buy has wished M... http://bit.ly/6QnkIV
  7. All 193% of Republicans Support Palin, Romney and Huckabee: What happens when enterprising Americans watch Fox News... http://bit.ly/72ZyMT
  8. Click Here For Steamy Central Bank Fan Fiction (NSFW): Leftist vaginaphobia exposed at last! [Hit & Run] 52% of R... http://bit.ly/6tpCvR
  9. Oh Gosh Levi Johnston’s Got a Towel Over His Junk: Sarah Palin’s favorite “porn thing” website, Playgirl.co... http://bit.ly/8SEf6d
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  11. Liz Cheney Pretends This One Michigan Town Would Hate Hosting Gitmo Detainees When Really They Actually Just Hate L... http://bit.ly/92r6xY
  12. Wake Up To This Tragically Edited POLITICO Headline: Every single word, basically! [POLITICO] G... http://bit.ly/8dNOnq
  13. Our Federal Government Is Rich… With Irony! Ho Ho: The government will run into trouble with its loans once the F... http://bit.ly/8fX64z
  14. Senate Votes To Allow Itself To Discuss Health Care For Several More Months!: Hark, fellow peasants, the House of L... http://bit.ly/7auFUy
  15. Those Two Gals Will Let Health Care Reach A Debate: Democratic Sens. Blanche Lincoln and Mary Landrieu finally call... http://bit.ly/5d2kij
  16. Whoa Hey, Dick Cheney Guest-Hosted ‘Hardball’: Chris Matthews, he’s goin’ nuts. Meh. Most of the “issuesâ. http://bit.ly/6wZhT2
  17. Columbia Heights Still Terrifying As Usual: Columbia Heights: Where white hipsters can watch from a comfortable dis... http://bit.ly/5dl5FP
  18. David Vitter’s Just Got To Grab Some Cash Quickly, He’ll Be Right Back: A Wonkette airport ATM-monitoring opera... http://bit.ly/7bPba2
  19. Hey, Buttars, Let The Kid Decide What He Wants For Himself, Okay?: Did you see this YouTube yet! It involves the la... http://bit.ly/7qdAkq
  20. Peggy Noonan Takes Delightful Cab Ride Down Fifth Avenue!: Death, it has been omnipresent this annum. Most humans h... http://bit.ly/4Bzmyu