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  1. : JEFF SESSIONS CALLS THE OL’ RACIAL STATUE-OF-LIBERTY PLAY: We have no idea what that means. But here.. http://tinyurl.com/lu9qwj
  2. Why Does Sonia Sotomayor Hate Super Cool Children’s Weapons?: So what’s going on with “So-So&.. http://tinyurl.com/mjvwp8
  3. Michael Steele To Woo Black People With Certain Food Items: At this weekend’s Young Republicans conferenc.. http://tinyurl.com/lxbkxl
  4. Barney Frank and Ron Paul Will Get Us High: Famous liberal Barney Frank has aligned with famous Internet charact.. http://tinyurl.com/lfg9by
  5. John Ensign Is Not A Quitter: We are just not getting a lot of resignation bang for our philandering buck this s.. http://tinyurl.com/ndcdcw
  6. Sarah Palin Found Some List of Famous Quotes: Read the boring old ghost-written industrial-lobby press release .. http://tinyurl.com/mq7p4l
  7. Martin Peretz Acknowledges His Responsibility For Sidney Blumenthal’s Unfortunate Existence: Soothsaying r.. http://tinyurl.com/mnn9vt
  8. Vive La France; Vive La République: Sure, the French might have a reputation for being lazy, but French people i.. http://tinyurl.com/n26kd9
  9. Who Groped David Brooks?: Even though we attended The Week’s Opinion Awards with David Brooks a few months.. http://tinyurl.com/lfjhyw
  10. Obama Speechwriter Reveals Sexy Career Advancement Secrets: Jon Favreau can make anybody feel like a failure, be.. http://tinyurl.com/lqdvb3
  11. Obama’s Teleprompter Dies: Drama in the White House, y’all! Notice how President Obama was complete.. http://tinyurl.com/lzauag
  12. Sotomayor: Liberal Miguel Estrada In A Pantsuit?: Senators rehashed a bunch of tired old arguments at the openi.. http://tinyurl.com/lkj5pf
  13. : SHUT UP, CLOWN-MOOSE: Erratic wingnut Sarah Palin is ready to rehabilitate her comical image! Only 23% of Amer.. http://tinyurl.com/kmn4kg
  14. Jill Biden Escapes Hospital Imprisonment!: Man, we just aren’t being very good Political Gossips today, be.. http://tinyurl.com/lc8ne3
  15. Brave Army Man Sues Nobama To Avoid War: Army Major (?!) Stefan Frederick Cook is supposed to be shipped to Afgh.. http://tinyurl.com/kmeger
  16. Liberal Blogger Uses Vulgar ‘Street Term’ On Television Set!: Liberal blog lady Marcy Wheeler said .. http://tinyurl.com/lt7hy6
  17. Meanwhile, On Chuck Grassley’s Twitter: Chuck “I’m no NAIL” Grassley want 2 fix health c.. http://tinyurl.com/n29ara
  18. : TODAY WAS A COMPLETE WASTE OF THE U.S. SENATE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE’S TIME, AND AN INSULT TO BASEBALL AND .. http://tinyurl.com/lun8eh
  19. Barack Obama Finds This Whole Sotomayor Thing Hilarious: “Ha ha ha ha, you’re telling me Lindsey Gr.. http://tinyurl.com/n2dx47
  20. Your Friends ‘Heidi & Spencer’ Go On Alex Jones: This is a bit old by “news” standards,.. http://tinyurl.com/ogkjao