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Barack Obama Is A Goofball: Old Barry visited the evil state of Michigan today, where Hillary Clinton b.. http://tinyurl.com/6gbxta

Liveblogging Hillary Clinton's Best Victory Speech Of The Year: Mary Lou Retton also hails from the fair.. http://tinyurl.com/58tphk
Still Liveblogging The 'Leave No Country Road Behind' Primary: Look, we speak Bitterese: Hilry done gone.. http://tinyurl.com/5vu2w4
Liveblogging the West Virginia Primary Anticlimax!: Who's that to our left? Why, it's famous West Virgin.. http://tinyurl.com/5jrj7r
President Bush Gives Up Golf For Iraq: Well fuck all. The Politico's Mike Allen held an interview with P.. http://tinyurl.com/5h6yjo
Somebody Painted Their Car To Look Like Hillary Clinton: And now they will have that to live with for t.. http://tinyurl.com/65jgpy
Barack Obama Plays Pool in West Virginia!: Senator Hope might suck at bowling, but he can shoot a decent.. http://tinyurl.com/6863f2
Hillary and Her Old Ladies: Hillary Clinton, that elitist former president and Ivy League feminazi, has.. http://tinyurl.com/627yrt
OMG OBAMA WEARS FLAG PIN: Obama is campaigning in West Virginia, where he will lose by 80 points becaus.. http://tinyurl.com/6lu7dr
Congratulations, Jenna!: We've all grown up with Jenna, and ... well, whatever, she got married, and e.. http://tinyurl.com/6k9voe
God Sends His Only Severe Thunderstorm To Jenna Bush's Crawford Wedding: Here's tonight's severe weath.. http://tinyurl.com/6y4y3p
God Sends His Only Severe Thunderstorm To Jenna Bush's Wedding: Here's tonight's severe weather alert .. http://tinyurl.com/6ah42y
Ron Paul Retracts Endorsement Of Racist Nut: The glorious Paultard Freedom Train rolls on, but without B.. http://tinyurl.com/3qgeb2
Drunk Congressman Fossella Has Love Child!: It has not been a very good week or so for Drunk Congressman.. http://tinyurl.com/6a7wzv
How Hillary Clinton Will Win The Nomination Now: So Hillary Clinton has announced that she will stay in.. http://tinyurl.com/574ws4
Nevada's Drunken Idiot Governor Divorcing His Wife For Some Reason: Dawn Gibbons has been living in the .. http://tinyurl.com/5fwple
Late Night Indiana Results Drive Everyone Crazy, But Hillary Squeaks By: YIKES OBAMA JUST GOT 28,000 IND.. http://tinyurl.com/68rolq
Liveblogging The Still No Word On Indiana Night Of Torture!: Indiana is too close to call, and will be t.. http://tinyurl.com/6zetb2
LIVEBLOGGING The Indiana Indecision: Here is your Relief Editor, clocking in one million hours after the.. http://tinyurl.com/5pvs2l
If Barack Obama Is So Good At Basketball, Why Can't He Win HOOSIERS?: After all, wasn't the inventor of .. http://tinyurl.com/55dv3n