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  1. Moonie Times Editor Is Officially Gone, As Moonie Brothers Continue Fighting: John Solomon, the beloved human broug... http://bit.ly/1zPyCW about 6 hours ago from twitterfeed
  2. : JUST A LITTLE ONE-SENTENCE REMINDER ABOUT THE FUNDAMENTAL PROBLEM FACING AMERICA FOREVER: We award nine million â. http://bit.ly/38MLtY about 7 hours ago from twitterfeed
  3. Why Was Obama Keeping Japanese Death Submarines Underneath His Hawaii?: Whoa, neato! “Researchers on Thursday anno... http://bit.ly/Wu89g about 7 hours ago from twitterfeed
  4. Meat: It Will Keep You Warm And Happy On A Rainy Day: The District is now home to yet another burger place, but thi... http://bit.ly/2gYMtl about 8 hours ago from twitterfeed
  5. The Naval Academy Wants Diverse Sailors, But No Gays Please: Afghanistan…What to do in Afghanistan? Uh, let’s j... http://bit.ly/2sE6pk about 8 hours ago from twitterfeed
  6. Look, It’s Ironical, Because Eliot Spitzer Is Crazy-Lacking In Ethics!: Oh ho ho, gotcha! Yes, thats’ right, go... http://bit.ly/1rcyTR about 8 hours ago from twitterfeed
  7. Sarah Palin And Oprah And Stuff And Whatnot: CBS has released two (2) short clips from Sarah Palin’s taped interv... http://bit.ly/1cezE0 about 8 hours ago from twitterfeed
  8. : REAL NICE FOLKS AT THE CATHOLIC CHURCH: “The Catholic Archdiocese of Washington said Wednesday that it will be ... http://bit.ly/3puQc9 about 9 hours ago from twitterfeed
  9. RNC Makes Cool-Looking Ad That Still Lies About Everything: Here’s the RNC’s fancy new web ad arguing that Ben ... http://bit.ly/3hlAKZ about 9 hours ago from twitterfeed
  10. Meet America’s Greatest Colorado State Senator, Dave Schultheis: Ah, very true. It’s the only logical conclusio... http://bit.ly/2VWbqa about 10 hours ago from twitterfeed
  11. Here’s Some Great News About Orly Taitz!: Here’s a super hot sex story from an affadavit that this one birther,... http://bit.ly/3My8eu about 10 hours ago from twitterfeed
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  13. A Children’s Treasury Of Earnest Sarah Palin Christmas Tree Ornaments: We did not realize that Christmas time is in... http://bit.ly/cOrAa about 12 hours ago from twitterfeed
  14. Meet Your New Lou Dobbs: This John King Guy!: Everyone very politely say “hello” to John King, who will be takin... http://bit.ly/3JKqbm about 13 hours ago from twitterfeed
  15. ‘Released’: Also A Sex Thing! (?): Nice, bro. [Christian Science Monitor; h/t to TILF "John J."] ... http://bit.ly/24MEnf about 13 hours ago from twitterfeed
  16. Meet Mexico’s Fake Shadow President, Who Demands To Be Called ‘Legitimate President’: The other day your Wonke... http://bit.ly/3gpRVT about 14 hours ago from twitterfeed
  17. : BLAZING SADDLES IS LIKE OBAMA’S STAR WARS FOREIGN POLICY, YEAH?: So exactly how little power does Obama have ove... http://bit.ly/3xCYex about 15 hours ago from twitterfeed
  18. Nidal Hasan’s Colleagues Were Cool With His Islam, Which, By The Transitive Property, Is Very Significant: Obama i... http://bit.ly/1ojCoo about 16 hours ago from twitterfeed
  19. Lou Dobbs Quits CNN!: Check it out! Tonight was his last broadcast, as he announced on his last broadcast. God only k... http://bit.ly/SOmTq 5:26 PM Nov 11th from twitterfeed
  20. Orly Taitz Shuts Down Fox News, With A Protest: Celebrated chief birther and dentist-lawyer Orly Taitz held a protes... http://bit.ly/3JtGr4 2:52 PM Nov 11th from twitterfeed