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  1. Maine is really cocking up my gay cake topper product line.
  2. CLINTON NAZI STATUE OMG http://bit.ly/1WDJue
  3. Looking forward to all your NaNoWriMo stories where a more attractive version of you takes command of the Enterprise.
  4. Cat ears, America? That's original.
  5. Still putting together my Juggalo outfit. Anyone know a place in Chelsea that sells 5XLs?
  6. @loresjoberg HELL YES!$! Always keep me close to the money
  7. Gonna see the Michael Jackson movie. Half-expecting MJ, Tupac & Biggie to bust through the screen and do a dance number.
  8. Hay Martinez I got soime yardwork for you if this baseballk jovb falls thru lol lol lol #dranxforyanx
  9. Two last-minute Halloween costume ideas -- http://bit.ly/C0oc
  10. Farmers created a new kind of apple called Honeytwist. Finally an apple upgrade that doesn't force me to use AT&T!
  11. @glennbeck Sorry dude, but this actually beats out Jay Leno's show as Things I Do Want To Miss Tonight.
  12. KATE HUDSON WHY ARE YOU JESSICA SIMPSONING UP THE YANKEES
  13. Twilight figures! Rpattz is now available in rectally insertable form.
  14. Thought I saw the Ghost of Jacob Marley yesterday, but it was just a Facebook glitch.
  15. So is Pasta Day an actual holiday, or just a nice way of saying "everyone's poor as hell"?
  16. Yanks: If you spend a quarter billion dollars in one year and can't win a World Series, you need a public ass-spank, FYI.
  17. One of the guys in the Madoff scandal had a heart attack AND drowned! Say what you want about the mafia - they're thorough.
  18. The most exciting Minnesota news this week is two pilots falling asleep in it.
  19. Windows 7 is out today, officially making Vista "the Randy Quaid of Windows".
  20. Man, Robert Downey Jr as Sherlock Holmes. You could almost snort that movie off a mirror.