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  1. Hey @_Catwoman did you see they did a Blu-Ray of your Halle Berry movie? It's like 30 bucks too, that's the real crime.
  2. Now that Europe has a $10 billion particle accelerator, someone can finally make me a damn apple pie from scratch.
  3. They're also sad that they don't get to be bats anymore. SORRY I GOT YOUR SOULS BACK YOU LITTLE ASSHOLES.
  4. And no, I don't goddamned know why we have daylight savings. Some farmers deal, harvesting hay or whatever. Christ.
  5. I cure vampirism and these ex-vamps are bitching about daylight savings now. Always somethin'.
  6. Cyber Monday's just a few days away and I haven't even found a partner yet!
  7. The more I watch Tropic Thunder, the more I realize that Tom Cruise was desperately trying to convince us he's "fun"
  8. Seriously Martha is Suge and Rachel is Game and we all just gotta step back and let Jesus sort this one out.
  9. @sagefreehaven potpourri.
  10. Before you pick sides in the Martha/Rachel faceoff, lemme just say I have seen Martha bite a goddamn EAR off in prison.
  11. This Super Guide crap is crap. In my day, you had to read if you wanted to cheat at video games.
  12. Wish I had a dog so I could buy a Snuggie for it.
  13. Am I the only one who thinks that 9/11 Moussaoui guy looks a little too much like Darius Rucker?
  14. The worst thing about Twitter is seeing words like "trendistic" and knowing comm arts majors will use it on their midterm
  15. AW HELL YEAH (I was a halloween costume) http://bit.ly/1f9fpG
  16. Drill baby drill!!! http://bit.ly/3VOwca
  17. Twitter's covering the NASA launch tomorrow! Finally, America's most majestic moments conveyed in LOLcats speak.
  18. Diabetics, I salute you!
  19. @Hulk_SMASH_twit Hey man you wanna hit the stores on Black Friday?
  20. With the Twilight kids officially dating now, we need a cute couple name for them. "Trainwreck" has a nice ring to it.