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  1. Twitter's covering the NASA launch tomorrow! Finally, America's most majestic moments conveyed in LOLcats speak.
  2. Diabetics, I salute you!
  3. @Hulk_SMASH_twit Hey man you wanna hit the stores on Black Friday?
  4. With the Twilight kids officially dating now, we need a cute couple name for them. "Trainwreck" has a nice ring to it.
  5. I'm going to view the 2012 movie as if it was "Say Anything 2". Really, it's the only way to watch it.
  6. Not only are fake boobs Christian-friendly, they can also serve as a flotation device during God's next hissyfit.
  7. Flipping the bean is probably the most feminist thing Carrie Prejean has ever done.
  8. It just wouldn't be the Christmas season without Whedon fans getting pissy about a cancelled show, would it?
  9. Google Wave: digitally combining the joy of work with the delight of micro-management.
  10. Even if you die with dignity, you'll still crap yourself five seconds later.
  11. Airborne is an effective placebo according to the AP, so be sure to stock up!
  12. @urbanbohemian I straight-up forgot Bewitched was a festival of Dicks
  13. I think I would like Bewitched more if Samantha had married a straight guy.
  14. @dangersqueezit Velcro wallets are for 8-year-olds and pedos trying to get with 8-year-olds. KNOW THE WARNING SIGNS.
  15. He will also want to "touch a boobie" and will be utterly, hopelessly lost after that.
  16. Ladies: if a guy suggests Dave and Busters for a date, he WILL have a Velcro wallet. Be forewarned.
  17. SOUTHERNERS HOW DO YOU KEEP GETTING GUNS.
  18. The nice thing about randomly changing to a swan sometimes is you can take a dump on anything/anyone
  19. I'm taking a Me day, so you little V For Vendetta copycraps better not try anything.
  20. @TheDeadpool ugh, children are horrible.