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  1. It has rained, snowed, rimed, sleeted, been windy, and now there's a sandstorm coming. All in a 24 hr period
  2. @ewilliams_12 make Ricardo watch this, he's an American now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJzbIt37FVo&feature=player_embedded#
  3. @vlagtr yeah, been trying to get rid of the porn bags
  4. oh, the irony that will occur if this tree burns down http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Sherman_%28tree%29
  5. @sarah_arnold I'm working at Star today, so i'll have cash at 6pm, but I have no monies currently. You can hold Wrestlemania as collateral
  6. @sarah_arnold food is both delicious and nutritious
  7. Little shits think they can hack my WoW acct. Time to bring the hammer of costumer service down.
  8. @sarah_arnold I couldn't get new DVR's, i didn't know the super-secret passcode and they threw me out like a ruffian
  9. http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/physics0.jpg nice
  10. HOLY SHIT GUYS WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZb0avfQme8&feature=player_embedded#
  11. http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b154943_new_moon_eclipses_dark_knight.html you blew it human race. I'll be arming the warheads now.
  12. oh sugar and dough, my favorite food groups
  13. OMG this is everyone I know http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witzelsucht
  14. Hey! Lets go to Bash's!
  15. "Willy the polar bear, who weighs a staggering 800 lbs or 57 stones" has anyone ever read a scale for pounds and wished it was in stones?
  16. @jpenso thank you for that
  17. http://bit.ly/31vIb7 no words
  18. @marcusparks Carnival Looking Motherfucker is my new favorite insult
  19. @staircasewit when were you guys heading over there?
  20. @sarah_arnold but weekend wind-down at Skooners