womb_raider
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Please Retweet and Sign this Petition 'Michael Jackson Nomination 2010 Nobel Peace Prize ' -
9:45 AM Aug 21st
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six hours at the hospital this morning. class at four. cereal. no milk. bloody hell.
10:10 PM Apr 29th
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the salad i ordered was dripping with oil and lard but the Green Things on my plate looked very virtuous next to their chips.
9:54 PM Apr 29th
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nigella lawson, thank you for your granola, cheesecake, and salads. oh and your pompous accent (which makes me feel slightly less pompous.)
12:12 AM Apr 23rd
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@ fucken awesome!
1:28 AM Apr 21st
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in reply to gioiaous
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it is not a salad if it does not have dressing. otherwise it is just a bunch of vegetables aka Non Food
1:29 AM Apr 20th
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just kidding! i never do workouts.
12:03 AM Apr 20th
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i found a DEEP! MEANINGFUL! song from, like, 2003 and it's making me laugh so much that i'm just gonna loop it and skip my workout.
11:48 PM Apr 19th
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i have been sitting on a pin for twenty minutes and i didn't know it. that's it, it's official: i have too much cushion for the pushin.
7:35 AM Apr 19th
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statement: homemade pizzas are a quick and easy dinner. response: yeah, quick and easy like brain surgery.
1:31 AM Apr 19th
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good news! to get scum off the bottom of a pot, pour in some coke and boil the shit of it! you heard it here first!
10:38 PM Apr 17th
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don't come too close or i WILL eat you. i'm insatiable and i'm wondering if maybe the condom broke.
8:55 PM Apr 17th
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one of my friends just said "it was so good i licked the bowel" and i'm pretty sure that was never ever meant to be said.
8:48 AM Apr 17th
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are extensions REALLY more expensive than the years of therapy i will have to go through once my hair is short? (like, ear-length short)
8:19 AM Apr 17th
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@ if i only recently started eating cheese my thighs would totally thank me. it's my biggest food group. i hope your platter rules.
12:22 AM Apr 17th
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next week i have five 7am-5:30pm shifts doing graduation at my university. please give me your most imaginative suicide scenarios.
10:50 PM Apr 16th
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@ i consider myself a Cheese Expert and i can tell you that dried fruit, nuts and olives are the three polygamous wives of cheese.
10:02 PM Apr 16th
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in reply to loulouboo
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dear woolworths, every time i go into your store i want to get out a texter, cross out "ten items or less" and write "ten items or FEWER"
6:58 AM Apr 16th
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ballet is nice and i am very impressed by their pointy feet but darcey bussell's performance of "song of the earth" is just brilliant.
5:51 AM Apr 13th
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i depend on using a car so much that the thought of having to use public transport tomorrow is making me shake involuntarily.
4:55 AM Apr 13th
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- Name pash me ash
- Location sydney
- Web http://pash-me-as...
- Bio who i'd like to meet: my future ex-husband
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