wolowizard
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@ did @ tell you that? He made up that story to cover his own inadequacies.
3:50 PM Nov 19th
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in reply to asil0827
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I am so full of brisket that I can't even buckle my belt. Sometimes my mom is awesome.
7:43 PM Nov 14th
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@ i couldn't get out of work. i tried to leave, but gablehauser was like a 6th grade hall monitor.
2:02 PM Oct 29th
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in reply to colleenpattrson
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@ yeah, it's definitely been one of those crappy mondays.
1:13 PM Oct 26th
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in reply to TheRaj
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@ hey, are you the one who exposed my happy shelf? my mom found that DVD and took it away.
5:53 PM Oct 21st
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in reply to sheldoncooper
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@ it says I'm following you. Are you lying or is Twitter?
7:32 PM Oct 19th
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in reply to madipaz
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Seriously, has no one heard of @'s cutthroat nature during Mystic Warlords of Ka'a? Easy win for me if I wasn't on a date with a hottie.
7:20 PM Oct 19th
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@ done.
7:17 PM Oct 19th
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in reply to discogryff
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@ heard you got punked by @. Everybody knows his meemaw is still alive! BAZINGA!!
7:10 PM Oct 19th
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@ yeah, balloon boy is somewhere below octomom on the scale. At least she has a science lesson in her story.
3:05 PM Oct 16th
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in reply to TheRaj
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@ I can stalk plenty of people at once.
3:03 PM Oct 16th
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in reply to x_rose_tyler_x
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@ even I would be afraid to ask my mom for the turbrisgefil recipe. She would tell me to get a wife.
1:57 PM Oct 16th
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in reply to tracydreams
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Oh @, turbrisgefil is a wolowitz thanksgiving tradition. Do you doubt anything with my mom's brisket in it?
7:36 PM Oct 12th
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in reply to thewanderingjew
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@ feel free to say hi whenever you want. your hot, smiling face makes my day.
5:48 PM Oct 11th
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in reply to bibliophile89
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@ done and done. You don't happen to be twins, do you?
3:02 PM Oct 11th
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in reply to Molotovchicken
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@ as opposed to... renting?
10:19 AM Oct 11th
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in reply to Vixeth
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This will be a challenge now. Ladies, if I'm not following you, I guess please let me know.
10:18 AM Oct 11th
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had free time this am to resume the task of following all you beautiful ladies. page numbers on my followers page aren't sequential anymore.
10:17 AM Oct 11th
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@ maybe i need to apply for the shock absorber team. puke.
10:07 AM Oct 11th
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in reply to PlumbumDN
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@ that makes me curious.
2:00 PM Oct 10th
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- Name Howard Wolowitz
- Location California, Earth, Milky Way G
- Bio I design space components. I know six foreign languages. Ladies, I'm available — for now.
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