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  1. @krisis i really like deathcab's most recent EP too, though. little bribes is pretty great.
  2. how did I get mosquito bites on my FACE? okay I know the answer to that, but why couldn't they just be content to bite my legs like normal?
  3. my whole backpack smells like garlic scapes and basil. it's delicious. I think I want to take my nap inside of it.
  4. I am so drunk and I have the hiccups. I feel like a characature. (every spelling of that word looks wrong!)
  5. I was walking to the laundromat when a guy stopped to ask me if we were in brooklyn. & it's not like I live one subway stop from manhattan!
  6. @CozyJosie hi! bet I can guess what veggies are in your fridge :)
  7. somebody stop me or else I will eat ALL the blueberries before I finish sorting & storing this week's veggies.
  8. skinned my knee climbing a tree; brings my current band-aid total up to five! summer of oh nine, i love you.
  9. today I lost the ability to distinguish my mailbox key from my apartment door key. I blame the dissertation.
  10. is there some secret constitutional amendment that says hold music has to be painfully awful, or what?
  11. spent the morning sitting on a busy sidewalk, watching an enormous, gorgeous moth hatch, dry out, and take its first flight into the trees.
  12. dear construction workers: I know catcalling is part of your MO, but at least give me a human pronoun. I'm not a THAT, for fucks sake.
  13. @joaniemj I loved middlesex, will definitely have to try hotel on the corner of bitter & sweet, for the title alone! thanks for the rec.
  14. RT @yellowibis plastic art is falling apart http://www.slate.com/id/222... ... mini acid rain clouds and the word "crizzle." thx plastics.
  15. I seem to be some sort of aphid magnet.
  16. why do my teeth feel like someone punched me in the mouth? I haven't even had a mouthguard in since sunday. also, "guard" is a weird word.
  17. I need some good new fiction to read. new. suggestions?
  18. basically I just ran around the park for two hours and now I'm so hungry I could eat my entire fridge. thinking brunch burrito & (not)bacon?
  19. I tried to buy groceries with my state ID card today. maybe the dancing-and-drinking-til-dawn thing affected me more than I thought.
  20. As of right now I am officially on summer vacation! ...dissertation time.