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  1. 1-2-3-4 Time-jump.
  2. Photo: “The New Jersey Nets — as almost everyone expected — broke the National Basketball Association record... http://tumblr.com/x1k4ff90p
  3. @itsderekhuff Not quite a market. There are fish here though.
  4. Aretha Franklin wasn't the only one lip syncing tonight at Rockerfeller Center. Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem did it. Also the Rockettes
  5. http://twitpic.com/rvjtt - Barf!
  6. http://twitpic.com/rvgt1 - The stench wafted thoughout the entire building.
  7. That's 1 for Scrotum! Ooh 2!
  8. One look at @PerezHilton's page is like getting slapped in the face by the ghost of gossip future's scrotum while TMZ films it. Literally
  9. THERE IS A GOD, AND HE/SHE'S A MUSIC LOVER. (not a hermaphrodite... at least I don't think so)
  10. Finally! Quality returns to music and is welcomed by record breaking sales. http://bit.ly/4uGys4
  11. Thinking of how to fit this phrase in to the meeting today: "And of course Henry The Horse dances the waltz!"
  12. @itsderekhuff and AC smells like boardwalk fries and wasted retirement money.
  13. @itsderekhuff be specific. Hershey, PA does not smell like Atlantic City, NJ no matter how much Trump tries.
  14. @angiemartinez http://twitpic.com/qwok0 - That's a bob dude. Own it.
  15. Is it hip to be square? - I’ll site Spongebob Squarepants, Bo Diddley’s guitar and Sudoku as examples. (OK,... http://tumblr.com/x1k4ek31i
  16. http://twitpic.com/rtuv1 - GPOYW, Overexposed edition.
  17. Ontological paradoxes are how I invent everything.
  18. No matter how much I try to use Bing over Google, I'll never be able to say "Bing it" without thinking about Matthew Perry.
  19. To make my tweetcloud more interesting I'll be using words like xenophobe, zygote, filibuster, panglossian, putumayo and scrotum more often.
  20. Thank you Wife for always being there when I make a mistake and for pointing it out to me.