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  1. As a 2x Ivy Leaguer, I am borderline jealous of James Bach and his self-education. Happy to know the Buccaneer-Scholar: http://bit.ly/4MUgr6
  2. Buyer Beware. Thanks Todd (now get back to that turkey!) RT @toddbishop: A Windows 7 PC for $197: Deal or not? http://bit.ly/6kcqdF
  3. @willsmith Flossing yes, dental no. I am using twine.
  4. Frenching a rack sounds a lot sexier than it is. It's definitely carnal, though. (Yep, lamb won out over turkey in this house.)
  5. @serafinowicz Only stuff that can be mashed into pasty dishes and served aside sliced bird meat. (In other words, nothing pretty.)
  6. @wjrothman And hats off to tofurkey lovin' @rbaguley for inspiring this random line of thought.
  7. We know what turducken is, and we know what tofurkey is. So what's a tofu turducken? My best guess: Tofurfucktoficken.
  8. The grim truth about Black Friday: It's mostly just a marketing gimmick! Want proof? http://gizmodo.com/5411057/
  9. @jesusdiaz I want an autographed Photoshop-rendered portrait of Jesus Diaz flying in the Space Shuttle, waving an Apple tablet around.
  10. @matthickey What the www.gizmodo.com are you talking about?!!?? (See what I did there?)
  11. @matthickey Why, so you can do some crazy slow-shutter artwork like these people here? http://gizmodo.com/5411177/
  12. @willsmith Hey, I gotta save some essentials for next year, don't I? But yeah, I'll call PolyScience, see if they can give me 99% off.
  13. F'd up... RT @mistercharlie: Oops: "Man who doctors thought was in a coma for 23 years was conscious all along" http://bit.ly/76jEzs
  14. Why do geeks love cooking? Cuz it's science you can eat! Here's my list of the best kitchen gadget gifts: http://bit.ly/6AvqAf
  15. @jrsydevils Points to you for being the first to attempt to explain Billy Crudup. (And... Kinks rule!)
  16. 3 random questions: How in hell could Whole Foods be from TX? What is the deal with Billy Crudup? Why am I only now loving The Kinks?
  17. @turnipsun Weeeeeeeeee!
  18. I'm pretty sure that the newspaper most successful in shifting from print to online is... The Onion. Am I right? Viva la fake news.
  19. In the middle of the gift guide season, I present three tickets to the GUN SHOW... http://gizmodo.com/t/milipo...
  20. Most creative/disturbing use of a single meow from a single cat in recent memory: RT @BoingBoing: Meow Mix http://bit.ly/3lBL9E