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Awesome time at bowls. Lost 11-1 and then 5-3 so getting better! Extortion though. 2 games, bowl hire, 2 hot dogs + cheese/biccies for a £2!about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
Just finished a stunning proposal for a 2-month project I'm working on. And in 30mins it's off for my first game of bowls at the local club.about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
@AcuityDesigns GO TO SLEEP! :)about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to AcuityDesigns
@Japh I popped to the beach yesterday on a glorious sunny day. But this side of the ditch, near the mountains... it was icy cold! :(about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Japh
Fear them. http://bit.ly/41SLKW12:58 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
@spongeproject You gonna come over and visit for 2011 World Cup?12:55 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck in reply to spongeproject
@spongeproject Tell the missus nearly everything we do in life is about sinking our balls into something! :o12:49 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck in reply to spongeproject
@spongeproject Now you're being rude... 'root' has different connotations in these neck of the woods! AB's aren't bastards they're great.12:48 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck in reply to spongeproject
@spongeproject Oh God... it just hit new lows! I just wrote "the stiffness measurement of the shaft"! :S12:41 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck in reply to spongeproject
@spongeproject LOL! I've already used "pull one out", "slide it over the grip" and "run it down their length". :)12:35 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck in reply to spongeproject
@spongeproject Wait until the All Blacks rock up! More painful for me as it's screened 3:30AM here. :(12:32 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck in reply to spongeproject
@spongeproject lol. I haven't written the word shaft so much since I did a stint of article writing for 'adult publications' back in uni! :)12:29 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck in reply to spongeproject
Does this sound smutty to you... "shrink it onto the shaft in minutes by using a powerful hairdryer". Is this golf or porn I'm writing for?12:25 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
I like the way the automatic url shortening actually made that last url longer!12:13 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
@DuncanMacGregor Last time... me copywriter! As in, not proofreader - my missus is the grammar nazi! This is more me http://bit.ly/2cTS5k12:12 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck in reply to DuncanMacGregor
If you're the person waiting for this golf-related copy I'm finishing off.... don't panic - I haven't had a **** all evening drinkstable.12:06 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
RT @Japh: I'm trying to find that balance: http://bit.ly/32kY <- Hilarious and scarily true!12:04 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
@Japh Good man! I find it helps my mojo... well up to the point I face-plant into the keyboard and am woken by the brrrrrrringing noise!12:00 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
@Japh @DuncanMacGregor Lightweights! 9pm here and the gins flowing - soon to be followed by tequila. :)11:57 PM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
@JohnONolan This <block> wasn't a good idea <block> now I'm having to <block> clear this lot! The faster-spammer award goes to Mexico.1:21 PM Nov 6th from TweetDeck in reply to JohnONolan

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Name wizely
Location Cirencester, UK
Web http://vividcopy.com
Bio Wizely is an enigma down the back of the sofa of reality. And an SEO Copywriter too.

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