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  1. 13 hour days this week at work are killing me.
  2. SOOO full. this was perhaps the best thanksgiving EVER!
  3. just set my alarm for 530am. tomorrow's workday is gonna be a marathon :(
  4. I'd like some welfare please. http://wittybitch.wordpress.com
  5. my grandmother just came in to tell me about a Lifetime movie that I might wanna catch. there are no words.
  6. Me: "Where did you get ribs from?" Bestie: "My parents took me to a buffet. I stole them for the ride home."
  7. Tim Murphey had sex with your prom date. #sunnyfx
  8. i love wine. winey wine wine. down it goes. down into my belly.
  9. Mac was lookin pretty hot as a brainy intellectual...ooh mama like #sunnyfx
  10. great weekend, exhausted after MOH duties and 4 hour drive last night. time for a nap :)
  11. off to fort worth where my duties as honorable maiden will begin :)
  12. "Everybody wants to f*ck a vampire. I don't get it." my bestie, Kendall
  13. just got done watching the kardashian wedding special. thats right bitches, even i got sucked into that mess.
  14. in a search for entertaining new blogs. please reply with suggestions :)
  15. HEY! you should read my blog post..and leave a comment. then tell your friends to do the same. http://wittybitch.wordpress.com
  16. Does your granny drink wine in a box while watching the NFL? Well mine does: http://wittybitch.wordpress.com
  17. "working" at panera...
  18. two words, great on their own but together make magic: WINE. BAR.
  19. does your cat make too much noise? #kittenmittens
  20. friend getting married in 12 days. im MOH. still have to get shoes. no idea what im saying in my speech...am i even giving a speech? FAIL.