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  1. 13 hour days this week at work are killing me. about 3 hours ago from web
  2. SOOO full. this was perhaps the best thanksgiving EVER! 3:31 PM Nov 26th from web
  3. just set my alarm for 530am. tomorrow's workday is gonna be a marathon :( 9:03 PM Nov 23rd from web
  4. I'd like some welfare please. http://wittybitch.wordpress.com 6:51 PM Nov 22nd from web
  5. my grandmother just came in to tell me about a Lifetime movie that I might wanna catch. there are no words. 5:48 PM Nov 22nd from web
  6. Me: "Where did you get ribs from?" Bestie: "My parents took me to a buffet. I stole them for the ride home." 3:48 PM Nov 21st from web
  7. Tim Murphey had sex with your prom date. #sunnyfx 2:30 PM Nov 21st from web
  8. i love wine. winey wine wine. down it goes. down into my belly. 9:31 PM Nov 20th from web
  9. Mac was lookin pretty hot as a brainy intellectual...ooh mama like #sunnyfx 7:38 PM Nov 19th from web
  10. great weekend, exhausted after MOH duties and 4 hour drive last night. time for a nap :) 3:02 PM Nov 15th from web
  11. off to fort worth where my duties as honorable maiden will begin :) 11:47 AM Nov 12th from web
  12. "Everybody wants to f*ck a vampire. I don't get it." my bestie, Kendall 3:36 PM Nov 9th from web
  13. just got done watching the kardashian wedding special. thats right bitches, even i got sucked into that mess. 7:06 PM Nov 8th from web
  14. in a search for entertaining new blogs. please reply with suggestions :) 1:44 PM Nov 8th from web
  15. HEY! you should read my blog post..and leave a comment. then tell your friends to do the same. http://wittybitch.wordpress.com 12:53 PM Nov 8th from web
  16. Does your granny drink wine in a box while watching the NFL? Well mine does: http://wittybitch.wordpress.com 4:39 PM Nov 7th from web
  17. "working" at panera... 3:21 PM Nov 7th from web
  18. two words, great on their own but together make magic: WINE. BAR. 7:28 PM Nov 6th from web
  19. does your cat make too much noise? #kittenmittens 9:53 PM Nov 5th from web
  20. friend getting married in 12 days. im MOH. still have to get shoes. no idea what im saying in my speech...am i even giving a speech? FAIL. 9:33 PM Nov 2nd from web