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Opening band just closed their set, and they sing that iPod commercial song. Maybe that should encourage them to make more songs like that.
5:56 PM Sep 30th
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Watching the opening band at Phoenix who are seriously bringing more cowbell with each song.
5:22 PM Sep 30th
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I dunno @, I've got a pretty good seat at Fat Matt's -- eating ribs & drinking cold lemonade while Santa sings Louis Armstrong.
10:35 AM Aug 29th
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Me, "I have a headache." @'s response, "I am so tired." Because it's important that it always really be about him.
1:09 PM Jul 15th
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@, not to be mean, but why do you make a point to tell me to read your tweets if they are all on your fb page? Time is money.
8:11 PM Jul 3rd
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is a little surprised that @ isn't tweeting the night away at the zoo. Hope they're having fun.
5:15 PM Jun 19th
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@ I heard about it at Zahra's hair salon today and I didn't believe it then -- crazy!!!
5:18 PM Jun 11th
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Apparently my hilarious thoughts are supposed to be for Twitter, not Facebook, so @ is bullying me to duplicate my witticisms here
5:54 PM May 18th
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Stupid girl who rear-ended my car this morning and offered as an explanation, "My car moves when I take my foot off the brake."
7:51 AM Apr 28th
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So glad I made that earlier flight so we could sit on the runway in Atl. Come on, ppl, I think I can see my car from here!
6:22 PM Apr 14th
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- I'm trying to remember if I committed to the whole "in sickness" thing.
9:07 AM Apr 5th
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Dear Red Cross Blood Donor Appointment Guy/Possible Vampire: I am happy to give up my blood and all, but what's with the pressure attitude?
9:44 AM Mar 31st
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It's always at this point in a girls shopping day that I start to fear for the status of the household, so time to buy @ a gift.
2:37 PM Mar 28th
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Dear @: You're welcome. Are you sure you don't regret trading that witticism for Oprah?
7:46 PM Mar 24th
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Why does listening to Pandora have to be like a video game where the objective is to beat back the Jack Johnson songs?
6:37 AM Mar 20th
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Was just debadged, but thankfully rebadged w/o too much trouble -- whew!
9:05 AM Mar 19th
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I just posted the 1st item on my new tumblr site:
9:56 AM Mar 11th
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No! No! No! Can we please get a ban on scary movie commercials right at bedtime?!
8:55 PM Mar 10th
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Cannot stop giggling over American Idol having to ratchet their phone number up to "36" due to phone sex lines from 13 thru 35.
8:54 PM Mar 10th
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Nirvana, on the other hand, has not resulted in delight for something like 15 years, and more people should be willing to admit that.
3:01 PM Mar 10th
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- Name Aimee
- Location Atlanta
- Bio Someone will have to come up with his own tweets now.
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