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  1. @MsMarliseyG But you JUST said how much you love Mia. What happened?! about 6 hours ago from web in reply to MsMarliseyG
  2. I don't know why everyone keeps saying how dramatic The Road is. I masturbated just fine. about 10 hours ago from web
  3. wow I can't believe I tweeted about this poker tournament and all 900 of you showed up! you're all elderly korean men, right? about 19 hours ago from mobile web
  4. NL Hold Em tournament, 1pm today, Commerce Casino... who's in? about 21 hours ago from web
  5. Which comeback was more triumphant - Mickey Rourke as the Wrestler or Kathleen Turner as Mickey Rourke? 1:44 AM Nov 28th from web
  6. @SarahKSilverman Me too. Lets stare at the moon in 10, k? 9:19 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to SarahKSilverman
  7. Yo who down to str8 fux? (not really asking. just excited about my new persona and wanted to try it out) 9:15 PM Nov 26th from web
  8. @rikilindhome we get it - you have friends in new zealand! 12:17 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to rikilindhome
  9. @hellodanz Who hasnt? 9:04 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to hellodanz
  10. @wearepuny That would be quite a video. Sadly not one exists in the world. Nope. Not one. Anywhere. Ever. 9:04 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to wearepuny
  11. @MissMallory2u You know I'm a guy right? 3:21 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to MissMallory2u
  12. @Apey I am honestly so embarrassed that people took that seriously and are now campaigning for me. It was just a goof! Ya gotta believe me! 2:28 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to Apey
  13. @MissMallory2u Ouch Miss Mallory. Ya cut me deep. 2:27 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to MissMallory2u
  14. @pauldanke I knew it! It reeked of your sick mind-games! 2:15 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to pauldanke
  15. @MsMarliseyG Thank you, Marlise. See ya round the office... In the kitchen and then when you walk through the writers room presumably. 2:13 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to MsMarliseyG
  16. @seanoconnz You didnt bomb. Buck Henry bombed. 2:12 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to seanoconnz
  17. Is there a 799 follower limit? I've been stuck there for like 2 weeks. Can someone give me the code? Is it up, down, up, down, L, R select? 1:41 PM Nov 25th from web
  18. @phlegmboyance No no, you got it all wrong! I am going to FOLLOW a million, not be followed. 4:36 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to phlegmboyance
  19. Hey guys, trying to get to a million Followings! So just dont do anything. Dont cancel your accounts! we can do this! I wanna follow you! 3:46 PM Nov 24th from web
  20. @ChelseaVPeretti didnt realize we were workshoppin! 3:27 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to ChelseaVPeretti