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  1. @showmyface 7 Days, 7 Answers = My kind of fun! Thanks for the heads up-- I just visited the blog and left my "mark"!
  2. @rainnwilson I looked up "mouth anus" in the dictionary. It wasn't much of a surprise that your picture was featured.
  3. @rainnwilson You're a bouncy acid trip.
  4. @DrZibbs Rumor has it you can get good wings in Heaven, but there's a catch.
  5. Why doesn't Nutella just come with a spoon?
  6. @showmyface Sure the "blueberries" you're chewing aren't really Ambierries? Ambien: a Pandora's Box pharmaceutical. Directions: Flush! LOL?
  7. @showmyface Be careful with that crap (Ambien)-- count yourself lucky you even remember why you're spinny at all.
  8. 46 days till Halloween. Think I'll go as Kanye West. That'd be pretty scary. Scary? I meant stupid. Dressing like a douche bag is stupid.
  9. Thank you, Beyonce for giving back toTaylor Swift what Kanye West robbed her of. What a gracious and kind person.
  10. Kanye's useless. Bob over at Rolling Stone says: "I can't wait until he's with his mom." VMAs
  11. Brittany talking about Kanye: Oops. He did it AGAIN.
  12. Kanye, is there a bigger idiot than you?
  13. VMA I JUST GOT AN AWARD given to me by a Beatle. Have you had that happen yet, Kanye? Vince Gill receiving a Grammy from Ringo Star (2008)
  14. @TheEllenShow CONGRATULATIONS, ELLEN!!!! You'll be the frosting on the American Idol Cake!
  15. @theBitchinWife Maybe you're not The Chosen One. LOL! (Stonehenge! So cool! Sure beats driveway gravel!)
  16. @AnneTeldy Well hello, Tweetheart! (You got me-- I was hiding behind the couch!)
  17. @rainnwilson Take a close look at your list for "Stars." Who's name is missing? YOURS!
  18. @DrZibbs Jezus! They look like poop!
  19. I want to pull my hair out. I doubt Howie Mandel ever feels that way. Remember him blowing a rubber glove up on his head? Classy guy.
  20. Fig Newtons would be good for breakfast. More so than school paste (which likely sticks better to the ribs). Hitting the hay now.