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The worse the coffee is, the hotter the coffee is (turning you mouth into molten rubber so you can't taste the awfulness)
about 1 hour ago
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@ @ it'd be a fair match, he's amazingly short, like 4' 1"
about 2 hours ago
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@ @ and not just the standard sports, they're amazingly knowkedgeable about curling, midget wrestling and FoxyBoxing
about 2 hours ago
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Holy Awesometown! I had no idea this existed or how it's eluded me: Baconpop (bacon popcorn):
about 15 hours ago
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more than halfway through the day, no one is dead. i've changed the kids names to "figgypuddin", "minor poopoo" and "gurgleface"
about 19 hours ago
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I have to go through every name I know till I finally land on the right one with the kids (which is why I just make up names)
about 22 hours ago
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Cats throwing up hairballs is the equivalent of them pooping our of their mouths
about 22 hours ago
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@ that remains to be seen.
about 24 hours ago
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So it's just me and the kids for 12 hours , this will inevitably end in tears and possible loss of limbs
about 24 hours ago
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- @ I believe they wrote that last night in the greenroom (they wanted to start closing out the show wit
5:40 AM Nov 14th
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@ a job is a job
12:47 PM Nov 13th
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@ they're paying me to do it too ... i have no choice
12:47 PM Nov 13th
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Insanely busy day. Lunch w/@ and @, now off to shoot a family, followed by concert photos w/@
12:34 PM Nov 13th
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RT @: Getty Images ♥‘s - Turkey Day: <-- awesome, one of my photos is the first in this gallery
9:41 AM Nov 13th
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@ I'll be listening; I think he hates the city of Cincinnati
9:33 AM Nov 13th
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RT @: "I stuffed my shoes with wet-wipes for padding, just like football players do" <-- that's my boy
9:32 AM Nov 13th
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@ The caveat that the "series" would be only 3 minutes long. It would be better than the whole of The Office
8:39 AM Nov 13th
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@ Agreed. There needs to be a mashup of ONLY Creed scenes thru the entire series. That, I'd like to see
8:38 AM Nov 13th
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Anyone else with me in the firm belief that Creed from The Office needs his own series?
8:17 AM Nov 13th
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@ gets fined $20k for "bribing" an official in last Sunday's game It IS the NoFunLeague afterall
7:35 AM Nov 13th
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- Name Paul Armstrong
- Location Cincinnati, OH
- Web http://armstrongc...
- Bio Designer of things. Developer of stuff. Programmer of bits. Prognosticator of distractions. Unloader of wisdom. Father of spawn. Husband to hotness.
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