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  1. Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonders what the part that isn't thinking isn't thinking of
  2. I think this guy has the right idea - why open a door when you can just obliterate it? http://bit.ly/8Jsy1F
  3. @dougiemac @chrisbergman I like to think of it as a team effort - the entire CNati team is the good luck charm
  4. @bshermcincy @chrisbergman 2-1, texans game; but overall CNati comes on the scene Bengals start winning, coincidence?
  5. Fact: Bengals lost because neither @chrisbergman nor I were shooting the game. We are their muse, and this needs to be recognized
  6. And we all know how successful the hail mary is ...
  7. Now, you gotta wonder if #Bengals can even beat Browns or Lions the next 2 games. If they play like this, they certainly won't.
  8. Honestly, the way the #bengals have played, they don't deserve to win this game.
  9. @gfmorris the analogy holds ... no one wants it to happen to them, but it happens
  10. it's tough playing a team that has absolutely nothing to lose, but losing to the Raiders is like kissing your sister #Bengals
  11. Apparently the #Bengals have no overcome their tendency to play down to the level of their competition.
  12. @eachnotesecure Amazing, surprising game. I actually want Baltimore to win (because I want to see Indy get knocked down a notch)
  13. RT @zanelamprey: If you catch me at the new Twilight movie, you have permission to punch me in the taint.
  14. @JDyasDavidson but maybe someday, just can't right now
  15. @JDyasDavidson it is when you have 1) horrible credit 2) declined value in a house - we'd lose money and never get a good mortgage
  16. Now I remember why I haven't had KFC in 10 years. You wake up with a hippo dancing was in your intestines
  17. @cantstopwinning I object. I'm super abnormal, like elbow meat.
  18. Wow, that LSU/Ole Miss game was great (caught the end); but what in the world was LSU thinking? They coulda got a field goal, right?
  19. I either want to live in the city, or way out in the country. The suburbs are like limbo, just settling. http://yfrog.com/37h8mj
  20. Inevitably all conversations in our household turn towards farts and burps; at my behest - in other words I'm a hero to 11 year old boys