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  1. Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. -- Erica Jong
  2. Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway. —Tanenbaum, Andrew S. (1996)
  3. I used to think brain surgery's complexity was overrated, but I recently had an experience that changed my mind. -- @shurwitt
  4. "Thing is I'm an educated person but I use the education sparingly." --Dives, of -50 DKP fame
  5. i miss cyberpunk, too bad the present went and made it irrelevant
  6. If Hooters started delivering food, would they have to change their name to Knockers?
  7. You can beat a dead horse with water, but you can't make it drink.
  8. You never hear about anti-democracy protests.
  9. You can't ban criminals because then only innocent people would commit crimes.
  10. Scientists have been proven to cause cancer in laboratory rats.
  11. Sub genre knowledge is not a sexually transmitted disease. - @Xenarthra
  12. To exercise the body is to purify the soul.
  13. The laws of supply and demand are only as powerful as those everyday joes who enforce them.
  14. How do you rip someone, who is one, a new one?
  15. "Living at risk is jumping off the cliff and building your wings on the way down." -- Ray Bradbury
  16. Failure is just success rounded down.
  17. You can want in one hand and shit in the other. See which one fills up first.
  18. Hate is a four letter word.
  19. Believe those who are seeking truth, doubt those who find it. -- Andre' Gide
  20. Death comes in threes only if you stop counting after the third one.