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  1. @pantherthecat, how's it hanging? A grey cat is in MY YARD, can you come get him away? about 7 hours ago from web
  2. TL says I lost 3 lbs at the kennel; abt to have 1st piece of toast all week (yeah!). Oh, and pissed in the yard, bigtime. about 7 hours ago from web
  3. Sad. Sad. Sad. And bored. bored. bored. Kennel=FAIL 8:44 PM Nov 29th from web
  4. I have been in this damn cage for a week now. And my bones hurt. When is Toast Lady going to set me free? I need me some BONES!! 8:43 PM Nov 29th from web
  5. Oh, Twitter! Have you ever tasted oatmeal? It's not bad stuff, not that a little gravy wouldn't improve it. 4:21 PM Nov 12th from web
  6. I forgot my twitter password. And then I forgot twitter. (Licks butt). 4:21 PM Nov 12th from web
  7. Co'mon, Toast Lady, where is that frickin' slice of bread you owe me? Stop typing already and hand over my toast. 8:57 AM Oct 14th from web
  8. Dog koan: if the smells vanish in the rain is the bone still buried? 8:56 AM Oct 14th from web
  9. rain's stopped. all the smells=gone. I am going to have to do some mighty pissing today. (sniffs butt) 8:56 AM Oct 14th from web
  10. Dreaming of rabbits, hot dogs and sleeping on Toast Lady's bed. But not in that order. Snorrrreeeee........ 8:28 PM Oct 7th from web
  11. The vet called Toast Lady about my blood work today, but I don't know what they said...maybe my veins run gravy??? 8:24 PM Oct 7th from web
  12. Toast Lady, what do you mean you are taking @beandy for a walk and not me? (Pouts...licks butt...snore...) 6:45 PM Aug 31st from web
  13. Buried my bone in the lettuce bed. Dug it up and brought it inside. Yum. Dirty bone=nice spot on carpet for ants to enjoy. 6:44 PM Aug 31st from web
  14. Crap! Tomatoes=phew. Bok choy=yick. Crab cakes=ugh. Can you dial up the burgers & sausages, please? There's nuthin' to beg for! 6:44 PM Aug 31st from web
  15. quiona. grapes. oatmeal. nuts. Considered going vegan, then Toast Lady slipped me one of those darn bones. (Snurfles, licks butt.) 6:57 PM Aug 19th from web
  16. (Sniffing radish bin in garden). Damn, do I have me any leftover bones in here? (Licks butt). 7:37 PM Aug 3rd from web
  17. chili wasn't bad considering it was cat meat...you know, those furry creatures. Wah? Buffalo? Hmmnph. 7:36 PM Aug 3rd from web
  18. Toast Lady, How about you get a freezer of meat in here & I take care of the bones? What? You're vegan 2 meals a day? Can I have YOUR bones? 8:35 AM Jul 28th from web
  19. Digging? I do not dig. I bury. Burying ripens the flavor and is a preservation technique. Locavore. (Licks butt, farts.) 8:34 AM Jul 28th from web
  20. Hey! there are 2 bones buried in Toast Lady's garden, pushed a few radishes aside, no worries. The ants got the last bone-this one is mine! 8:33 AM Jul 28th from web
  • Name winstonthedog
  • Location Silicon Valley
  • Bio Love cheese, fish, and sleeping on the bed. 115 lb American bulldog expert on sleep, pee, and garbage.
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