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  1. Good heavens, I love banana bread. ...MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF?!?! ...maybe not that much. But I do love it.
  2. Oh for goodness sake. RT: @honadv: Live coral off Maui possibly damaged during artificial reef installation.
  3. @hercircumstance Snakes are forbidden here, except in the zoo. I will ask next time I am there!
  4. @hercircumstance Snakes are people too!
  5. All the "oh no, so cruel" comments on "predator killing/eating prey" videos on YouTube are hilarious. What do they think happens in nature?
  6. Recent example: While nodding off at my desk, I jerked awake with the words "White Hot Pinching!" screaming in my head.
  7. If particularly sleepy, I'm prone to rather vivid sensory phenomena as I become hypnagogic. Makes some days at work hilarious.
  8. I had to look at my computer clock to see what day it was. I forgot.
  9. @miarrow A hanar! That is romance-able! Jellyfish lovin'!
  10. @evebolt 4 of the 8 suspected party members are male. But there's still two unknown spots unfilled as yet!
  11. (via @alarmallama) All aboard the meme: http://tweetcloud.icodeforlove.com/wingedmonkey/155179
  12. @Chable nooooooooo... It's a jezebel! A temptress! A painted whore! Looking to take my money, my time and... and... my child-like innocence!
  13. Alderaan? Jeez, it's as if their actually trying to convince me to play their little MMO. damn them.
  14. @miarrow Also, fewer clothes.
  15. Also, "Rough influence Sausage." And jam is a separate item! RT: @raena: http://bit.ly/5tny4w It is " waffle " revokable, the toast.
  16. @syntheticjesso Scary, isn't it? One of our clients contracts us to create and send an email newsletter to nearly 5,000 people.
  17. @evebolt You could probably pull off a hat like that with flair to spare. I'd just look like some kind of hamster or guinea pig.
  18. Surfing sites to look at cold weather clothes- & laughing. Is the "I'm trapped in Dr. Zhivago" look in this year? http://yfrog.com/29lolhatj
  19. I have an urge to learn how to knit so I can make my own Who-esque scarf.
  20. @miarrow Nah, it's fine. I just didn't know where it was coming from and was afraid I was losing my mind.