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  1. 2007 Fife Petit Syrah. Joanna invites you to dive into the inky depths--and you're glad you did. 4/5, $7.
  2. 2007 Fife Max Cuvee. Eatin black cherries in a vinyl raincoat on a rusty 55-gallon drum. 4/5, $7.
  3. 2002 Branham Zinfandel. MD opens clinic at winery. 4/5, $30.
  4. 2003 Arrowood Reserve Speciale Cabernet Sauvignon. VistaVision figs n blackberries, shot on Kodachrome 25. 5/5, $56.
  5. 2007 Alapay Pinot Noir. It's cranberry-flavored 1200 grit sandpaper. 4/5, $28.
  6. 2007 White Oak Chardonnay. Brilliant vanilla and apple pie--in a bottle. 5/5, $24.
  7. 2006 Husch Mendocino Cabernet Sauvignon. Your first peanut butter and jelly sandwich as a toddler--amazing, exciting, and new. 4/5. $14.
  8. 2008 Vanel Syrah. It's fermented grape Gatorade--thin, artificial, and not real thrilling. 2/5, $8.
  9. 2008 Round Hill Chardonnay. Reminiscent of the lumber aisle in Home Depot. 3/5, $10.
  10. 2008 Trinity Oaks Pinot Noir. "Buy a bottle and we plant a tree." They should plant more vines. 2/5, $8.
  11. 2006 Hidden Cellars Zinfandel. Unfortunately, not hidden enough. 1/5, $18.
  12. 2008 Palo Alto Reserve. After a brief roll in the berries, the Tannin Smackdown delivers an ass-whuppin. 3/5, $20.
  13. 2006 Teruzzi & Puthod Terre di Tufi. If this wine was an ICU patient, it'd be flatlining. 2/5, $20.
  14. 2007 Michael Pozzan Knights Valley Cabernet Sauvignon. Ms. Blackberry opens a yoga studio; this is Level 1. 4/5, $20.
  15. 2005 Wattle Creek The Triple Play. Attack of the Killer Tannins!!! 3/5, $20.
  16. 2006 Bannus Reserve Chardonnay. A piƱa colada, played thru a tube amplifier. 4/5, $25.
  17. 2007 Qupe Syrah. Like varnishing your new pine dresser. 3/5, $15.
  18. 2006 Crush Cabernet Merlot. Licking gooseberry jam off velvet. 4/5, $15.
  19. 2006 Renwood Hillside Syrah. You say, "well, maybe it'll get better in 20 minutes"--but it doesn't. 2/5, $20.
  20. 2007 Santa Alicia Cabernet Sauvignon. Entirely like licking the inside of a charred bell pepper. 2/5, $8.