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  1. I ate so much hot sauce today the insides of my eyelids hurt. #homecoldremedymyass
  2. After like five minutes Pandora knows more of my musical tastes than any woman for ten years. Bodes well for future sex bots.
  3. More TV advice from a sick guy: "Dead Like Me" is also on Hulu, you'll love it if you're an angsty 18-year-old girl. (Or just love them.)
  4. Watched "Virtuality" on Hulu - latest by BSG producer. Meh. But, big ups for having the whole show be a big F.U. to Fox.
  5. @heckj I believe that to be a bumblebee, not honeybee. http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...
  6. @cwgabriel Is there a fourth, dead clown on the ground in that painting?
  7. @wisequark Who found you out?
  8. @vandahm Thank you!
  9. @barrymieny Well, the great apart about America is we don't have to agree.
  10. @jhurdlow Really, Hitler? You're going straight to Hitler. No foreplay? Just, bam, Hilter?
  11. @Ihnatko "Oh, that's funny, this kind of thing happens to me ALL THE TIME." Marilyn's best movie.
  12. @joemichels "Vial?" I do no tink that word means what you tink it means.
  13. @thefaj Uh, why channel me when you could INVITE ME ALONG!? Geez. (You know I love ballerina-butt!)
  14. @unixfudotnet Yup.
  15. @rossdmochowski I think he's delivered just be bein' classy.
  16. "Oh, garsh shucks, I'm just passing the ball -- for victory. Then I'm leaving the court, and quitting the team -- also for victory. Go us!"
  17. @gortok Blah blah blah anything slightly bad is equivalently evil to Hitler blah blah.
  18. @cwgabriel Hall of the Mountain King.
  19. Man, I still tear up every time I see Obama talk. Anyone else notice we have our first black president, and he's FUCKING AWESOME!
  20. What has four paws, smells bad, and HATES losing her precious dingleberries?