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  1. hahahahaha. did meg tell you about our message we left about bucks missmatching hair? lol
  2. AHHHHHH!!! Filming for tnt's Leverage sunday. Support me on cable! Keep you updated when the episode airs
  3. La times & cbs confirms: michael jackson dies at 50. RIP ferra. The world is ending, starting with hollywood.
  4. put on my big boy undies & cutting them out of my life like tumors. sorry you suck & we can no longer be friends, but not really.
  5. Omg. At the gym for the first time in a year. Who knew stationary bikes would be this hard? My legs are jello & i'm only 20 min in!!!
  6. Thank you dr. Rx for the lexapro. This should be a lot easier now.
  7. Eff u oakland free wifi.
  8. Best week ever w/ my bffs! Love them to death & so glad to have real friends when i need them. Party monster & dry cereal = amazing.
  9. Dude, if you look preggers, wear a shirt. Your beer belly makes me never want to eat. Kthnx.
  10. @Fauxbulousana dude, that bitch is a crazy. You should delete slash block her.
  11. Pesto mayo is amazing. Plz don't tell my mom i ate mayo & kinda liked it.
  12. Omg. Its raining in ga. This blows
  13. Dude. Arizona clearly isn't ready for me. Boarding plane to atlanta now. Bye portland, try not to miss me too much cuz i won't miss you.
  14. Boo, you whore!
  15. @macaronimarie love you for that. Just had an intervention via cinetopia.
  16. @macaronimarie i hate you status update cuz i want it to be real life & a lie at the same time. Please enlighten me. Love you
  17. Just got my ass handed to me at work. H8 u star trek
  18. At the plastic surgeon's office, waiting for my mom to come out of the or for an abdominoplasty.
  19. you're a lying, cheating, manipulative piece of shit who will never be happy & who never deserved me. i never loved you.
  20. All the ben & jerry's in the world couldn't fix this.