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  1. Good news btw, everyone. Dad says that if I get off in November we can break out his expensive cigars.
  2. jeez, over 9 weeks uptime on my stupid computer. sorry, planet earth. know that the carbon I emit is at least a byproduct of AWESOME
  3. @twistedeuclid You can make a battery out of lemon, foil & another metal. Needs to be 2 different metals for some reason. http://is.gd/4QutR
  4. @twistedeuclid They become batteries!!
  5. shit omg i think i lost a facebook friend
  6. it is not too late look it is only midnight stupid fuck can't believe i gotta go out tomorrow sucks ass
  7. shti arhg fukc atiffehihfnikqklkllf ok calmdown let's just let's just let's just arrrgh someone shoot me inthe face plzx
  8. Here's a list of things I'd rather do than get up early and go to the midlands to have a pointless meeting tomorrow: 1. anything
  9. doing HTML and CSS for my dad's eBay listings
  10. jesus fuck hell my worthless brother is like the singularity of unnecessary noise
  11. I possibly will take my hair straighteners to London but almost certainly won't take them to Edinburgh #metrosexual
  12. the feeling of "holy fuck that was so long ago it's like a whole different person's life" is winning out over "this is retarded"
  13. Woah, found a mystery CD, put it in and it is some poorly recorded Christian rock from the failed 'Adam Smith Project'. Mystery CDs suck :(
  14. @randomfurlong Sure all the popular ones are about love, but there are bitter Christmas songs!
  15. @twistedeuclid Better?
  16. Anyone else calling Godwin's law on @RealDMitchell's latest Guardian piece? http://bit.ly/M54hz
  17. Anyone else calling Godwin's law on David Mitchell's latest Guardian piece? http://bit.ly/M54hz
  18. LOL omg "Adrian Wright added you as a friend on Facebook"!! @Christoph_Orr, do you remember him?
  19. shit, those few people who remarked this before me were right: it *does* feel Christmassy today.
  20. Well, last night's sleep was fairly weird thanks to that massive caffeine intake but I'm still alive and I feel ok so that's good.