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  1. Way 2 go Sonia Sotomayor! O wise young lady judge, how I do honour thee. 9:59 AM May 26th from web
  2. Tis not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves. Word. But sometimes ur destiny is in a flip-flop: http://tinyurl.com/oz5bhl 3:51 PM May 10th from web
  3. Happy Mother's Day, ya'll! @me: The voice of parents is the voice of gods, for to their children they are heaven's lieutenants. 11:20 AM May 10th from web
  4. #StarTrek = SexyTrek. O, Spock, lend me thy ears. 2:14 PM May 9th from web
  5. Drew Peterson finally arrested for murder most foul! Come, let's away to prison with you, evil Drew. 5:39 PM May 7th from web
  6. Manny Ramirez -- for shame! O true apothecary! Thy drugs are quick. 2:25 PM May 7th from web
  7. Rough winds do shake the crap out of the darling buds of May in fair Los Angeles, where we lay our scene. 10:25 PM May 6th from web
  8. Paula Abdul and thy prescription pills -- get thee to a nunnery! Str8 Up. 5:26 PM May 6th from web
  9. Drink all day, play all night. Lets get it poppin. I'm in Stratford-upon-Avon, bitch. 9:10 AM May 4th from web
  10. Damn it feels good to be a wordsmith. 5:17 PM May 2nd from web
  11. A 2nd wedding, @spencerpratt & @heidimontag? Seriously? Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale. 3:54 PM May 1st from web
  12. This swine flu thing is redic. World plagues are so 1592. 4:21 PM Apr 29th from web
  13. My bro Mel Gibson (aka Hamlet) is stepping out with his new shorty. Frailty, thy name is Oksana. 11:32 AM Apr 29th from web
  14. Julia Roberts just dumped a pile of F-bombs on Hanks. Teach not thy lip such scorn, for it was made for kissing, lady. Damn, jules! 12:30 PM Apr 28th from web
  15. Arlen Specter doth switch parties! Double, double toil and trouble for the Republicans! 10:28 AM Apr 28th from web
  16. @aplusk Completely agree with thee re: pirating. But this pirating parody is heelarious: http://tinyurl.com/cl5arg 9:47 PM Apr 27th from web in reply to aplusk
  17. There are no twatheists in fox holes. Or tweet-offs. 6:19 PM Apr 27th from web
  18. I wish I could quit thee, Iowa. http://tinyurl.com/d2n7ff 5:03 PM Apr 27th from web
  19. Fair Iowa -- where were thou 400 years ago when 2 Gentlemen of Verona needed you? http://tinyurl.com/d2n7ff 5:01 PM Apr 27th from web
  20. @Madonna -- A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse? Not so much. LOL. LOL. 11:21 AM Apr 27th from web