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  1. We have nothing to fear but fear of Will Self. 1:02 AM Oct 31st from web
  2. @RhysTranter Which was true until the previous owner of this account changed it to @T3ETH, but thanks for your concern nonetheless. 1:01 AM Oct 31st from web in reply to RhysTranter
  3. No Age killed it at Trinity Hall the other night. 11:02 AM Oct 21st from web
  4. @jupitusphillip Anything with a Wham bar sellotaped to the front? 9:13 AM Oct 5th from web in reply to jupitusphillip
  5. Some people are upset that I'm not following them (or anyone) back. Didn't realise it was obligatory. Sorry, people. 9:10 AM Oct 5th from web
  6. RT @hrtbps: The new identities of the James Bulger killers have been revealed. Photo: http://tr.im/AKuO 7:41 AM Oct 5th from web
  7. My finest hour? http://bit.ly/HQWMJ 4:49 PM Oct 2nd from web
  8. @bandstandbusks omfg even i suggest @stairstokorea. 11:20 AM Oct 2nd from web
  9. Saw some purple dog poo today. 2:29 PM Sep 30th from web
  10. I want @willself to shoehorn the word '__________' into the novel he's writing. Best word wins signed book. Follow & RT to enter. 2:02 PM Sep 22nd from web
  11. Trying to decide on my @Gaggle name. Narrowed it down to either 'Dairy Milk' or 'Jane McDonald'. 12:32 PM Sep 15th from web
  12. If there was a foodstuff that smelt like Play-Doh, I would definitely eat it. 11:05 AM Sep 9th from web
  13. Eating a bowl of Coco Pops, waiting for Newsnight to come on. 12:46 PM Sep 7th from web
  14. Reading the Sundays and listening to @loscampesinos. 3:09 AM Sep 6th from web
  15. Just been asked to write the foreword for an upcoming @T3ETH biography. Told my agent I'd do it if @matmorrisroe was doing the branding. 9:32 AM Sep 5th from web
  16. Anyway, where my followers at? 1:37 AM Sep 5th from web
  17. I've recaptured my own Twitter. The next step is to get my house off Google Street View. How on Earth do I prove I'm actually me? 1:37 AM Sep 5th from web
  18. And for the record, my favourite @T3ETH song is 'This Time'. I put it on a mixtape for Deborah. 12:27 PM Sep 4th from web
  19. I'm back. 12:25 PM Sep 4th from web