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  1. I just picked my niece up from school... secretly wished she was out front with a shady boy named "Bug" so I could go all Uncle Buck on him. about 1 hour ago from Echofon
  2. I smell nice. about 4 hours ago from web
  3. @DT666 Looking very much forward to @Sloanmusic tonight at @Commodorevcr! http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=HdZuAO53qYI&pop_ads=0 about 5 hours ago from web in reply to DT666
  4. @SARARUEFORREAL What does the "JC" stand for? "Junior College?" "Jewish Chef?" "Johnny Cash?" Probably "Johnny Cash" oatmeal, right? Right. about 6 hours ago from web in reply to SARARUEFORREAL
  5. @rcbl @chadkultgen I see what you mean. The reason is clowning around a little, right? about 6 hours ago from web in reply to rcbl
  6. http://bit.ly/8umuID about 16 hours ago from web
  7. I'm gonna take my meat suit for a run on the treadmill while my brain ghost does some Christmas shopping on the streets of Vancouver below. 3:53 PM Dec 14th from web
  8. @rcbl @chadkultgen Today I put on a wizard hat and clowned around for no reason at all. 3:25 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to rcbl
  9. RT @RobinMcCauley: Working with special needs children is really rewarding for me because I get to tell people I do. 2:16 PM Dec 14th from web
  10. RT @chrisdelia: The worst last name is Carmichael. You can't just add a noun in front of a first name and make it a last name... Joe Fri ... 2:14 PM Dec 14th from web
  11. Dating Tip: Fellas, wanna know if you really like a girl? Shave her head. If you're still attracted to her, chances are you might like her. 8:14 PM Dec 13th from Echofon
  12. @RobinMcCauley I didn't read what you didn't write. That's impossible... like glitter... impossible. 2:33 PM Dec 13th from web in reply to RobinMcCauley
  13. Expect great things, please and thank you. 6:44 PM Dec 12th from web
  14. Hi Vancouver, you drowsy lady. I'm "home" for the holidays. If you fuck with me, I'll tell LA the truth... that you secretly want to be her. 3:09 PM Dec 12th from web
  15. If I had the ability to vomit on command, I'd use it immediately following a person's opinion or viewpoint that I disagree with. 9:13 PM Dec 11th from Echofon
  16. I'm realizing I don't use swear words nearly as much in real life as I do on Twitter. Shameful either way you look at it. 1:46 PM Dec 11th from web
  17. GREAT GIFT IDEA: Shut the fuck up for once. 1:45 PM Dec 11th from web
  18. #FF @MoCo77 @tstashwick They're totally fucking. 1:27 PM Dec 11th from web
  19. @dr_eej Hey, you saw that movie. Someone saw that movie. Glad you enjoyed that movie. 1:26 PM Dec 11th from web in reply to dr_eej
  20. @tstashwick We'll grab some dog shit from a dog park, ram it up @bryancallen's ass, dress him like a clown and beat the dog shit out of him. 1:21 PM Dec 11th from web in reply to tstashwick