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  1. The sales here at Best Buy are insane. I just got a 52" HDTV for $14. Sure, I had to kill a man, but what a deal!
  2. OMG! My Uncle Leroy is drinking gravy straight out of the boat. He does this every year. Oh, Uncle Leroy!
  3. Anyone see the Cialis float in Macy's parade today? Grandparents in bathtubs was weird right behind Yo Gabba Gabba.
  4. I love saving money even more than I love high fructose corn syrup!
  5. Heading over to Wal-Mart to get on Black Friday line. Got my pup tent, canteen and 6 obese children.
  6. @juliawb Thanks Julia. Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family.
  7. UPDATE: Rep Boehner to celebrate Thanksgiving with 18 holes and a carton of Camel Lights.
  8. @mnugentlee Thanks and Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family.
  9. Michelle Malkin calls president "O-bow-ma" and "kowtower-in-chief." She's as witty as she is pretty. http://bit.ly/55gdqS
  10. Question #11 on the Republican Purity Test: White meat or dark? I think you know the answer.
  11. Ida Lupino, Celeste Holm and the great Richard Widmark on TCM right now in 'Road House' (1948).
  12. Obama pledges 17% reduction in hazardous emissions, 18.5% if Glenn Beck would shut his fucking mouth.
  13. Also at the Gaylord Opryland Hotel: The Official Twilight Convention Jan 29-31. No teabagging expected.
  14. Tea Party Convention Feb, 2010 at Gaylord Opryland Hotel in Nashville. What better place for teabagging than The Gaylord?!
  15. @Symbolman I love all Stooges great and small, including Shemp.
  16. Taliban Leader Mullah Omar denounces 'stooge' Hamid Karzai. Would prefer 'Curly or Shemp.'
  17. HEADLINE I'D LIKE TO SEE: White House Turkey Pardoned, John Yoo and Jay Bybee Not So Lucky
  18. UPDATE: Netanyahu offers halt in settlement construction, delaying Palin Plan for on-set of End Times.
  19. Headline: 'Dobbs Reaching Out To Latinos.' Because he needs a few guys to park cars at his Thanksgiving party.
  20. Polanski's out on bail! Lock up your daughters.