willmatheson
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Got a buddy on ice? Mom in Mexican jail for being a drug mule? Princely Nigerian relative fleeing his country? You can trust Western Union!
about 18 hours ago
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Alright! Straight, between the lines, lots of room to open the doors, and ne'er a scratch. Just call me the par-king.
about 19 hours ago
from txt
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To all musicians remaking "Sleigh Ride": Please bear in mind that there hasn't been enough snow at Christmas for sleighing in many a year.
about 20 hours ago
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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, the very next day I sang a smarmy countryesque remix of this dumb song and drove you away...
about 20 hours ago
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RT @: Sad we didn't draw Nigeria in the World Cup Draw. Wanted to stick it to various princes who spammed me.
about 23 hours ago
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RT @: Hey, how come they’re not playing videos on MTV any more?
about 23 hours ago
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@ That's a classy font, but I dunno. Maybe you should take it to the next level. For your thesis, use:
about 23 hours ago
from web
in reply to steeleworthy
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This is getting out of hand. P&P & Zombies. S&S & Sea Monsters. Mansfield Park & Mummies. Jane Eyre & Jackalopes. Emma and the Edimmu.
about 24 hours ago
from web
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TOOL:
10:30 AM Dec 4th
from web
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Sigh. This metalloid chemistry assignment is so boron.
10:29 AM Dec 4th
from web
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@ Oh boy, have I heard that one. Reply: "In Canada we have warm clothing, heaters, and insulated buildings!"
9:29 AM Dec 4th
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in reply to uncultured
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9:27 AM Dec 4th
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in reply to uncultured
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@ What I don't like about cars is that they get owners in a cycle of perpetual dependency. But try living in my area w/o one!
8:16 PM Dec 3rd
from web
in reply to DanielFlorien
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OK! Laaaast physics assignment. Must finish! I need to turn my Potential Energy into GettingStuffDone Energy.
4:49 PM Dec 3rd
from web
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@ WOOO-HOOO!
7:50 AM Dec 3rd
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in reply to uncultured
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@ You could start selling your excess Grammys on CRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGSLIST (*awesome* song)
8:08 PM Dec 2nd
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in reply to alyankovic
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Facebook wants to test me to see if I am a werewolf or a vampire. I guess this is more important than testing for H1N1!
2:23 PM Dec 2nd
from web
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I have an astronomy question. We know that there's a list of comet-mimicking Messier objects. What do you call the clean ones?
7:07 AM Dec 2nd
from web
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@ Oh gosh, that was like a million years ago. Too late, I've moved on! ;-)
8:17 PM Dec 1st
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in reply to uncultured
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@ We're also forgetting that the mall will be an important source of corrugated cardboard for the area's poor.
8:11 PM Dec 1st
from web
in reply to uncultured
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- Name William Matheson
- Location Bedford, Nova Scotia
- Web http://willmathes...
- Bio 21st-century tramp, aspiring dilettante, heterotroph, ex-expat, apostate
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