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WilliamMBaker

  1. Sike. I got nothin' goin'.
  2. Wtf, nap. Way to attack and ruin my Friday night.
  3. @ambbb Pretty sure they use it more than "mental health worker."
  4. Hsjjx instagr.am/p/HZ0LztOEMY/
  5. Restaurants: please don't say you "can make most dishes vegan" on your menu if that just means you're going to remove half the ingredients.
  6. The Others. #movie
  7. @kerryphilip Man, it so is. But I'm sticking with it.
  8. I want to be the roguish pool boy who steals Nicole Kidman away from her rich, unloving husband.
  9. Downstairs neighbor doesn't like my plyometrics.
  10. Base for my soon-coming paper doll project. twitter.com/WilliamMBaker/…
  11. I'm watching this pot but it ain't boilin'.
  12. Do you guys know that almost every kind of bacon bits you find in stores are vegan?
  13. @kerryphilip This food service consulting company.
  14. Conor's trying to figure out if his teacher is Dmitri Martin's brother.
  15. Cornish.
  16. Whoa. How did this girl find my Instagram? I have only met her a handful of times. Years ago. But she was nice, so it's okay.
  17. My back is sore and my not-Tourettes is flaring up again.
  18. I guess I could call it some measure of success to be employed as both a writer and a designer within two months of graduation, right?
  19. @mareodomo Yeah, it's bad. He's not so into it, but it could be a lot worse. And writing copy seems like it wouldn't be too bad.