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  1. @pASHionateLEY It's all inspiration from tonight's misadventures. about 4 hours ago from web in reply to pASHionateLEY
  2. @sharonykim We actually threatened to cancel for Verizon. Unfounded threats, but threats nonetheless. about 4 hours ago from web in reply to sharonykim
  3. Buying an iPhone from AT&T is like being unemployed for a year and finding a job... as a nanny for a horse with IBS. about 4 hours ago from Birdhouse
  4. @sharonykim My brother just got the shaft from everyone's favorite phone carrier cause he needed to get a new one due to his old one dying. about 4 hours ago from web in reply to sharonykim
  5. Buying an iPhone from AT&T is like getting a date with the girl only to later find out that your mom paid her out of pity. about 4 hours ago from Birdhouse
  6. Buying an iPhone from AT&T is like winning a match of Modern Warfare 2 because your opponant committed suicide. about 4 hours ago from Birdhouse
  7. Buying an iPhone from AT&T is like getting a 100% on a test only because you cheated off the socially awkward kid next to you with B.O. about 4 hours ago from Birdhouse
  8. How is it that I have to be the one to explain what "subsidy" means and how it works to the AT&T guy? #job_training_fail about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
  9. At the hospital. This cup of tea keeps me sane. http://twitpic.com/qoz0r about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
  10. .@mjhartz's iPhone is not functioning properly. Quote him: "Life is over." about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
  11. LOLs for literacy!! Hahaha! http://twitpic.com/qogxy about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
  12. People oft forget that the first thing Noah did after vacating the ark and thanking God was to plant a vineyard and get drunk and naked. about 15 hours ago from Tweetie
  13. @JenieMarie Forebear not the cakes and ales! about 15 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to JenieMarie
  14. I thought this candy was a jawbreaker. Turns out it's an Atomic Fireball. Unexpected surprises abound. about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
  15. Hearing about last night's AMA's makes me sad for the state of music today. about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
  16. I really like these netbooks, but it's hard for me to get used to this week keyboard. 5:42 PM Nov 22nd from web
  17. @RisingPhoenix23 http://vimeo.com/3238531 5:40 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to RisingPhoenix23
  18. The tireds have taken hold of me. I need some tea! 1:17 PM Nov 22nd from web
  19. @FlowerInTheRain Come now... Petra was all the rave in the early 1980's! 11:32 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie in reply to FlowerInTheRain
  20. Getting some nom with peoples before I have to get some work done for tomorrow. http://twitpic.com/qg11u 5:53 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie