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Just had my umbrella blown inside out, thought that only happened in films with hilarious consequences. IRL: not so funny.about 18 hours agofrom UberTwitter
My umbrella is my single favourite possession now right now. Even the dog agrees for once & she usually considers them instruments of death.4:31 AM Nov 29thfrom UberTwitter
You know what you see less of, since the Aztecs? Ear-spools. I consider this everyone's loss in general.7:56 AM Nov 28thfrom UberTwitter
Got a text with perfectly composed spelling and grammar from my mother that ended: C U l8r. With correct capitalisation and full stop, obv.2:12 AM Nov 28thfrom UberTwitter
Anyone want to help test the new look new name Journo Drinks? If you're a journalist (and want to) email hello@editchat.com5:18 AM Nov 26thfrom TweetDeck
Thought the car still smelt a little of dog sick despite cleaning it up. Looked in back seat cup holder: FULL of dog vom.2:30 AM Nov 26thfrom UberTwitter