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  1. Sarah Palin sold almost a million copies of her autobiography to people who have never bought a book before. She’s Queen of the Illiterati.
  2. Barack Obama gave a pro war speech accepting his Nobel Peace Prize. There he goes, breaking the mold again.
  3. Got to admit I was surprised Glenn Beck didn’t pull a Kanye West, rush the Peace Prize award ceremonies saying Dick Cheney deserved it more.
  4. The climate conference in Copenhagen is open and the first thing on the agenda should be dealing with the methane gas produced by Oprah.
  5. The TARP bailout will cost about 200 billion less than we thought. That’s $600 for every person in the USA. I’ll take mine in quarters.
  6. Wednesday. Dec 9. 7:30. El Portal Theater. North Hollywood. Green Collar Show. Part of Showtime Laugh Out Loud Specials. 818.508.0281
  7. Last week, the State of Texas executed a man with an IQ of 62, in a switch from their usual practice of electing them governor.
  8. We should call Obama’s Afghanistan strategy: The Clockwork Orange Plan. A bit of the old in- out, in out.
  9. Wonder if Elin Woods is going to get an endorsement contract from Titlist. Who wouldn’t want to buy “clubs you can beat Tiger with.”
  10. Don’t know what the big deal is about the imposters who crashed the White House for one night. What about the ones who did it for 8 years?
  11. Obama is looking for the reset switch on the White House. He’ll find it in the same place as the mute button for Glenn Beck.
  12. If Sarah Palin wins the Republican Presidential 2012 primary, it will go a long way to proving the Mayans right.
  13. Ah, Thanksgiving: food, family & football. 3 of the 4 Fs. Have a great burnt bird.
  14. Yesterday, President Obama pardoned the turkey and no, that doesn’t necessarily mean Dick Cheney is off the hook. But yeah, probably.
  15. Cirque de Soleil has followed up “The Beatles” with “Elvis.” How many more casinos does Vegas need before Hall & Oates get their show?
  16. Rudy Giuliani says Sarah Palin is “great for the Republican Party.” Like termites are great for that garage you want to tear down.
  17. Sarah Palin’s “Going Rogue” hit the streets this week and on Amazon, its #1 in books, #1 in bios and #1 in septuagenarian abuse.
  18. The White House might soon reveal the President will delay the announcement he is not even close to making a decision on Afghanistan. Maybe.
  19. will durst. friday & saturday. november 20, 21. Castagnola’s @ the wharf. 286 Jefferson St. SF. Ca. 94133. 415.776.5015. castagnolas.com
  20. President Obama has finally left China after an arduous couple of days visiting our money.