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  1. i hate waiting in line especially the post office smells funny 12:10 PM Dec 10th from mobile web
  2. fort minor 11:24 AM Dec 8th from web
  3. i'm listening to Robert Schumann on last.fm. you listen to him! 12:15 PM Dec 4th from web
  4. doing homework, bitches. 12:11 PM Dec 4th from web
  5. had lunch @blackforestdeli 10:48 AM Dec 2nd from Brizzly
  6. elyse keaton is gay. 10:42 AM Dec 2nd from Brizzly
  7. feel free retweet me. wow, that sounds dirty. 10:55 AM Nov 27th from web
  8. that's so boneriffic. 10:50 AM Nov 27th from web
  9. retail stores are exploiting naive shoppers by convincing them that their black friday specials are the best of the season. 7:05 AM Nov 27th from Brizzly
  10. nothing yet 9:08 AM Nov 23rd from mobile web
  11. just stop it already. it's a fucking movie. just stop it. 9:35 AM Nov 19th from mobile web
  12. @obsidianspider no. 9:32 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to obsidianspider
  13. ...and a pair of titties that will make you stand up and beg for buttermilk, ass like a ten year old boy. 9:00 AM Nov 19th from Brizzly
  14. don't do the captain morgan 12:01 PM Nov 12th from Brizzly
  15. @obsidianspider switch carriers 6:51 AM Nov 12th from Brizzly in reply to obsidianspider
  16. went from being "married" to "still married" 10:44 AM Nov 11th from Brizzly
  17. i wouldn't mind a massive blackout. 10:26 AM Nov 11th from Brizzly
  18. happy veterans' day 10:21 AM Nov 11th from Brizzly
  19. 14 days to go 10:08 AM Nov 10th from Brizzly
  20. tell horse face to keep quiet. 12:40 PM Nov 6th from web