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  1. @mackenzievogt early-20's grandson was using grampa wilford's computer.
  2. Hey @john_lithgow, does Trinity need a sidekick? Have your people call my people...
  3. @joeyheadset hey, did you take some of my skeeball tickets yesterday? I thought I had enough for the color-changing spoon...
  4. World DIabetes Day reminder: check the nutrition facts on your Quaker Oatmeal. Maple& Brown Sugar variety has more sugar than a sugar bowl.
  5. Remember folks, today is World Diabetes Day. Coincidence that it falls less than a month from Interational Oatmeal Day? Of course not.
  6. @KeyToons do you really need to ask why? I start my day right with Quaker Oats. It's the heart-healthy (and tasty) way to start your day.
  7. Not one Wilford costume photo from Halloween. Drowned my sorrows with Milk Duds. Milk Duds and insulin from Liberty Mutual.
  8. @Stardan You could have been me from The Thing. No mustache required.
  9. RT @Stardan: @wilfordbrimley i was going to be you but my moustache got burned somehow im not kidding
  10. Even @mchammer tweeted pics of people dressed as him. Not one Wilford in the entire world. I'm irrelevant.
  11. Hallowe'en is so often considered unwholesome. Send your kids dressed like America's favorite wholesome pitchman. (Sorry, @tombodet)
  12. @NathanDillaha FOR THE LOVE OF BUTTERWORTHS SEND ME A PIC OF YOUR COSTUME. All these celebs tweeting people dressed like them. I'm left out
  13. Oh man, now @rainnwilson is posting pics of people dressed as him, too. C'mon people! No better costume this year than Wilford!
  14. There's GOT to be someone dressed as me for halloween. It's the right thing to do. Send pics so I can be cool like @simonpegg and @hodgman.
  15. @simonpegg and @hodgman are posting picture after picture of people dressed as them. WHERE ARE THE WILFORDS??
  16. @Annamandabella Thanks for the oatmeal day wishes, even if they are late... The good thing about oatmeal is it's never too late for some.
  17. @Stardan Thanks. Happy Oatmeal Day to you, too.
  18. Today is National Oatmeal day. AKA Christmas in the Brimley household.
  19. All these 'quakes make me think of one thing: Quaker Oats.
  20. I just sprayed oatmeal out my mouth after reading that Glenn Beck raped and killed a girl in 1990? Can't be true... but why no denial, then?