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World DIabetes Day reminder: check the nutrition facts on your Quaker Oatmeal. Maple& Brown Sugar variety has more sugar than a sugar bowl.12:13 PM Nov 14thfrom Brizzly
Remember folks, today is World Diabetes Day. Coincidence that it falls less than a month from Interational Oatmeal Day? Of course not.12:11 PM Nov 14thfrom Brizzly
Even @mchammer tweeted pics of people dressed as him. Not one Wilford in the entire world. I'm irrelevant.11:19 AM Nov 1stfrom Brizzly
Hallowe'en is so often considered unwholesome. Send your kids dressed like America's favorite wholesome pitchman. (Sorry, @tombodet)12:34 PM Oct 31stfrom Brizzly
Oh man, now @rainnwilson is posting pics of people dressed as him, too. C'mon people! No better costume this year than Wilford!12:28 PM Oct 31stfrom Brizzly
There's GOT to be someone dressed as me for halloween. It's the right thing to do. Send pics so I can be cool like @simonpegg and @hodgman.11:57 AM Oct 31stfrom Brizzly
Today is National Oatmeal day. AKA Christmas in the Brimley household.8:45 AM Oct 29thfrom web
All these 'quakes make me think of one thing: Quaker Oats.4:21 PM Oct 7thfrom web
I just sprayed oatmeal out my mouth after reading that Glenn Beck raped and killed a girl in 1990? Can't be true... but why no denial, then?10:43 AM Sep 14thfrom web