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  1. Wow. That gives the Chiquita Banana lady a whole new spin. RT @GingerMandy: i wonder if anyone would want to eat my fruits...
  2. Also weird: I've used the word "ovary" more times today than in my entire life. It's a strange word. Just like scrotum
  3. @GingerMandy "A fruit is the ripened ovary—together with seeds—of a flowering plant." Weird, right? http://bit.ly/6UeTi
  4. @GingerMandy See! I mean, we're eating plant ovaries, when it comes down to it. And ovaries are delicious.
  5. Have you ever looked at a bunch of grapes and just wondered, how in the hell did those grow out of that? No? No one?
  6. @Jen_Bun What were you doing last night that you only slept an hour-plus?
  7. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas? http://bit.ly/449xZa #newpost
  8. @RainbowEclipse That, and Omar would have got you with his shotgun by now.
  9. Can I buy my entire family Kitten Mittens for Christmas? I think they'd enjoy it. http://bit.ly/EEfFP #videoclip #sunny
  10. @RainbowEclipse You're getting calls from drug dealers? Are any of them Marlo or Omar?
  11. Put on winter coat. Found $1 in pocket from last winter, left on purpose. Reminded myself not to be a miser at end of this winter.
  12. @NicholeMedaugh They can barely keep the Cavs in Cleveland, how can they get a basketball team for Columbus? Unless devel. league
  13. @NicholeMedaugh They're shutting down the Blue Jackets? Or moving them? Or making them into an indoor soccer team?
  14. TV Play by Play of Top Model "Dive Deeper, featuring Marisa freaking Miller: http://bit.ly/1ArWcY #antm
  15. If any of you are into So You Think You Can Dance, I did a Top 18 recap over at Real Blogger: http://bit.ly/OymPn
  16. @Sheldon82 I thought the same thing. My gf thinks Bianca looks like a crackhead. A tapping crackhead.
  17. @LivitLuvit You are easy to please. God bless you.
  18. To discuss a month in review: October 2009: http://bit.ly/29r4cH #newpost
  19. Totally coincidental, but I started exercising again today, the same day there's candy all around. Like New Years Resolutions 2.0
  20. A recap of trick-or-treating... Did your candy giving compare to mine? http://bit.ly/229AO8 #newpost