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My parents' local supermarket burned down last night. The nearest shop is now a lidl. Sunday lunch will be "guess the vacuum packed meat".9:27 AM Dec 4thfrom Twitterrific
I am sitting in a car on a ferry. Freddie Starr is in the car next to me. He looks like Meatloaf. That's showbusiness.3:20 PM Nov 27thfrom Twitterrific
I just had to use the phrase "sorry for laughing while you described what it is you do for a living". Her job wasn't remotely funnny.7:12 AM Nov 6thfrom Twitterrific
This is going to be ace. RT PopcornComedy Woo! Popcorn Comedy 8pm tonight - Roxy Bar and Screen, London Bridge. £6. http://bit.ly/3HApkG7:26 AM Nov 5thfrom web
Malcolm X was actually Malcolm Kiss but everyone mispronounced it.4:57 AM Nov 4thfrom web