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  1. It is done! Thanks to all who sent words & thoughts my way encouraging me to do well on midterms, they made me smile & helped so much, mwah! 10:07 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  2. Happy Birthday @seanhussey AKA Sean Hotssey, my first internet crush! 5:01 PM Nov 11th from web
  3. Happy Birthday @seanhussey AKA Sean Hotssey, my first first internet crush! 4:59 PM Nov 11th from web
  4. My brain has an owie. 4:01 PM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  5. Video DMs are spam - thanks everyone for the quick replies. 11:39 AM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  6. Are the video DMs real or spam? Afraid to click on them. 11:32 AM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  7. Tonight has been so shitty that it has culminated in my having to give my 7 year old an enema. Not kidding. 6:52 PM Nov 9th from Tweetie
  8. At bathtime tonight The Boy asked for waterproof fish to play with in the tub. Um, yeah. 3:47 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  9. Oh the abomination! The Boy is putting pepper on his waffles! 2:27 PM Nov 8th from web
  10. Oh nothin, just watching camels doing it on Dirty Jobs. BTW, I am never having sex aga.in 8:04 PM Nov 7th from web
  11. Gotta get me some of that Vitamin T- GO GATORS! 6:51 PM Nov 7th from web
  12. Loser Book Club in one hour! Chatango 4:52 PM Nov 7th from web
  13. Losers Book Club is meeting tonight at 9pm EST on Chatango to discuss Erik Larson's The Devil in the White City. Please join us! 11:20 AM Nov 7th from web
  14. We have reached the portion of the evening when our guest (a Juliard trained musician) & @Tj are discussing their favorite @Hodgman books. 7:47 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  15. @Muerte_tsd Thanks for the props! 10:31 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to Muerte_tsd
  16. What I just said to a group of 16 yr olds: "Hey, did you know that the Dodge symbol looks like a uterus?" I should not be allowed to teach. 6:39 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  17. Yesterday fractions with 6th graders, today Family Sciences with 10th graders. Ah, the life of a substitute teacher. Glamorous, isn't it? 5:55 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  18. Thanks MythBusters! Now I am craving the impossibly delicious "projectile worthy" fromage. YYYYUUUUMMMM, cheesey science! 5:10 PM Nov 5th from web
  19. My day? I taught fractions to 6th graders. 'Nuf said 4:06 PM Nov 5th from web
  20. I just ate half my body weight in steak & tater tots. Your dinner in invalid. 4:07 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie