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  1. If You’d Like To Make A Call…: Here’s where we answer our readers’ questions. Please don’t blame us if our sugge.. http://tinyurl.com/l7pe25
  2. Underrated: The Annual Physical Examination: I am sitting waiting for an annual physical and a thought came to m.. http://tinyurl.com/pmvtxy
  3. Every Wife Needs A Cheerleader: No support like self support The Wife: Are you going to come cheer for me when I.. http://tinyurl.com/qx2qak
  4. Wife: Just got a call from Dr.'s office confirming an appt. the Donkey MADE FOR HIMSELF!! I finally have proof that he is in fact capable!
  5. Muffler: New Cell Phone Feature For Husbands: I propose a new cell phone feature called the ‘muffler’.. http://tinyurl.com/oescqg
  6. Donkey Says: When deciding between driving/flying for a trip, remember to take into account the 2 speeding tickets you are bound to get
  7. 1 more day til Donkey's back from out-of-town. Do I welcome him to a clean house or leave the mess to show him I just can't manage w/o him?
  8. Finally convinced Donkey 2 workout in AM b4 work (finally-a gym w/shower curtains!) Now we can spend nights at home, talking about feelings
  9. Latest WifeAdvice: Depreciating Your Wife: Accounting 101 http://tinyurl.com/d5jnje
  10. Hoping Donkey won't notice red punch stains on carpet (I was online). Should be ok as long as entryway=clean & DW=loaded when he gets home
  11. Guess which one of us went to buy a replacement windshield wiper, and had to get the salesman to install it...?!
  12. Latest WifeAdvice: Pick Your Poison: Facial Hair Or Snaggletooth? http://tinyurl.com/ceat2z
  13. Latest WifeAdvice: Donkey’s Custom System For Rating People’s Looks http://tinyurl.com/dkzvzl
  14. Wife got rear-ended in the van yesterday and then in our car today. Classic move: pull out, suddenly stop, wait for the bang. Watch for her!
  15. Latest WifeAdvice: Shaving Your Child’s Head Is Not A Unilateral Decision http://tinyurl.com/d6kg8z
  16. Wife is grunting loudly in the back of the car. Either she is in heat or she is mad because I gave the kids powdered donuts. Nice mess!
  17. Latest WifeAdvice: From The Farm: Memoirs Of A Michigan Country Girl: Entry #4 http://tinyurl.com/dlexb3
  18. I just came home and found my 2-year-old completely bald (shaved). The Donkey is in so much trouble...
  19. Waiting for traffic school to start. Another great way to get out of putting the kids to bed.
  20. psst... don't tell The Donkey, but my neighbor just found the kids playing outside in their socks (I was upstairs w/the baby)