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Wife: Just got a call from Dr.'s office confirming an appt. the Donkey MADE FOR HIMSELF!! I finally have proof that he is in fact capable!9:01 AM May 27thfrom web
Donkey Says: When deciding between driving/flying for a trip, remember to take into account the 2 speeding tickets you are bound to get3:26 PM May 4thfrom web
1 more day til Donkey's back from out-of-town. Do I welcome him to a clean house or leave the mess to show him I just can't manage w/o him?11:03 PM May 3rdfrom web
Finally convinced Donkey 2 workout in AM b4 work (finally-a gym w/shower curtains!) Now we can spend nights at home, talking about feelings2:24 PM Apr 22ndfrom web
Hoping Donkey won't notice red punch stains on carpet (I was online). Should be ok as long as entryway=clean & DW=loaded when he gets home1:43 PM Apr 17thfrom web
Guess which one of us went to buy a replacement windshield wiper, and had to get the salesman to install it...?!11:35 AM Apr 15thfrom web
Wife got rear-ended in the van yesterday and then in our car today. Classic move: pull out, suddenly stop, wait for the bang. Watch for her!4:39 PM Apr 8thfrom web
Wife is grunting loudly in the back of the car. Either she is in heat or she is mad because I gave the kids powdered donuts. Nice mess!8:15 AM Apr 3rdfrom txt