wide_awake
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11 minutes into second phone call to NWA, I get a person who helps me efficiently. Why didn't the last person do this?
about 5 hours ago
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After 8 minutes, NWA hung up on me after saying they would transfer me to the number that I had already dialed.
about 5 hours ago
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Nicole kept suggesting things at home we could eat instead of getting take-out.
Some days, it's like I don't even know her.
about 21 hours ago
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@ What that song needs is a BRIDGE. *rim shot*
12:13 PM Dec 18th
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in reply to stephlewis
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@ I'm not saying I would turn it down. Some days you're takin' the piss, some days you're a cup of piss.
6:36 AM Dec 18th
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@ Is shilling as a giant pee cup one of the career options being explored by social media types these days?
6:27 AM Dec 18th
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@ Awesome! Tell 'em I sent ya.
1:15 PM Dec 17th
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in reply to arbitraryegg
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There is nothing not funny about Jell-O.
7:32 AM Dec 16th
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Honestly, when it's just the two of you, why not have Christmas as soon as all the presents arrive?
11:10 AM Dec 15th
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@ Really? I think getting Shaft would be an *awesome* way to start kid 2's life.
6:40 AM Dec 15th
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Forget potty training toddlers, there is no more toilet joy than that found in the GI surgical recovery unit. Each fart is celebrated.
6:05 AM Dec 13th
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Released from hospital Thursday at 1pm. Returned to hospital Thursday at 10pm. Found more problems. Add'l surgery. Everything fine now.
1:22 PM Dec 12th
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I am proud to announce that our marriage survived defeating the first castle on World 2 of Super Mario Bros.
7:13 AM Dec 9th
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Even if I bought a smartphone, I'm not sure I would spend money on apps.
I am so 2000-and-late.
6:50 AM Dec 8th
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Just got a haircut. Now I'm a lot less vampire and a lot more werewolf.
1:09 PM Dec 7th
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(I totally want to go Jeff Foxworthy/Dealbreakers on that last tweet.)
10:28 AM Dec 4th
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Ladies, if he says he's interested in you for your brains, he's probably a zombie.
10:27 AM Dec 4th
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Personal Forecast of the Day: Partly sunny with a chance of afternoon mistiness. Expects to get cooler tonight.
7:53 AM Dec 4th
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List of the Day:
(Also, I just thought of the world's best bingo board.)
7:33 AM Dec 4th
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Best Headline You Will Read Today: "Bees Release Deadly Odor That Shortens Sibling Lifespans"
11:19 AM Dec 3rd
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- Name wide_awake
- Location New Haven, CT
- Web http://www.inesse...
- Bio philosopher, person, TV/film junkie, awesome
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